Wednesday, September 9, 2015

How To Recognize A Conservative Republican


Conservative Republicans look just like anyone else, they wear the same clothes, have the same haircuts, but there is a certain mean look peering behind a wall of stupidity at times.



But to be fair and impartial let's take a look at some of the Cons - at what they do and say - like this one, for example...



...and this one is too...



...along with his pal...



...because you can judge someone by the friend they keep...



...and also by what they want to do when they get together.


Most Conservative Republicans share the same values, of course...



...and they're quick to share them with us...



...which is tough to do when you have to keep a watchful eye on them Libruls...



...because they don't really value human life the way that the Cons do...

...and you just can't trust those LIbruls, can you...



...because liberty is all about ownership and property and stuff.



Conservatism is all about controlling your base emotions...



...and preserving and protecting life...



...along with Freedom of Religion...


...and communicating with all of their constituents...



...and racial equality...

...and protecting our Constitution...

...and recognizing the value of our immigrants...

...and worshiping old political traditions...



...and enjoying a good joke as much as everybody...



...and spending our tax dollars wisely...


...as well as being smarter than the other guy...



...AND being the patriots that their voters want them to be!



But truthfully, we can identify Conservative Republicans just as easily from what they DON'T do as much as what they do.



(Actually, we were just kidding you - all Republicans are Conservative, and if we called they "Regressive Republicans" we'd be more accurate...and it's a tidy little alliteration too!)
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There is no such thing as a moderate or liberal Republican - they'e ALL regressive Conservatives.

Even the "moderate" and "liberal" Republicans of the past believed that the rich should rule, and that eliminates the "moderate" and "liberal" from their self-described political position - period.

The Rule By The Rich was supposed to go out with the Divine Right of Kings in 1776, but the Conservatives were still allowed a place at the political table...one of the few goofs the Founding Fathers made.

Therefore Conservatism is obviously un-American AND anti-American, and when it resorts to lying, stealing, and killing to get their way, they're also obviously nothing more than a criminal cartel.

Now be honest - it's WAY past time criminalizing Conservatism, isn't it!

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you."

GOP Rep. Virginia Foxx.

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