Sunday, September 6, 2015

Deep In Their Hearts, What Do Conservatives REALLY Care About?


Too many Conservatives get all shy when you ask them what they really care about, and no impartial observers and objective judges have come up with the answer either.

So we've decided to do some research and tell you what they really care about by finding out what they think and do - things like this...



...and this...



...along with this...



...although it raises some questions in the hearts of their deepest thinkers.



But to continue with our quest, our researchers have found more evidence of the things that the Cons care about so deeply, things like this...



...and this...



...because of this...



...and this...



...and this - no matter what the facts are...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and even this...



...along with this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...


...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and especially this!



And how on earth are the Cons going to let you know what they really care about? By doing a better "sales job."


So along with all of this caring, THIS is what we'll get if the Cons manage to control all three branches of government next year...isn't it WONDERFUL!


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After analyzing all of the things we know Conservatives care about we know one thing, that the Cons care NOTHING for the 99 percent, because the reason for their whole existence is to institute a feudal society - just like the ones in the Middle Ages.

Conservatism means the Rule By The Rich, and if they have to lie, steal, and kill to put their wealthy patrons in power, so be it.

Is that enough to persuade you that we need to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the
past. I think the past was not predictable when it started."

Donald Rumsfeld.

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