Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Can You Help Us Draft the GOP 2016 Platform?


The Republican Party is FILLED with great ideas for America, FILLED with ideas to lift the unfortunate out of poverty, and FILLED with plans to put the middle class back into a position of security.

And how can they do this in a participatory democracy?

Let's find out what kind of ideas they have for us next year by looking at just a few memes and 'toons to help us draft the Republican Party 2016 Party Platform, ideas like this one that tells us what kind of subversive material we have to keep from our kids...



...and this one that tells us what kind of energy plan is best for America...



...and this one to show us how to keep our eye on the ball...



...and this one to show every good  Conservative Christian what we have to do to stop those *%@# Democrats...



...and this one to help us to make sure that NO ONE gets any free stuff in this great country of ours...



...and this one is for those little ladies who need our help so badly...



...and this one that proves that even the GOP can come up with a fair and equitable tax plan...



...and this one that explains how to keep government smaller that you can imagine...



...and this one that shows how we can move the best and the brightest into the halls of government...


...and this one to combat the evils of the Affordable Care Act and Social Security...



...and this one to show how the GOP is filled with financial gurus...



...and this one to show America the evils of Planned Parenthood...



...and this one to show how serious Conservatives are about spreading the wealth...



...and this one to show how comitted the GOP is about education...


...and finally, this one to show us EXACTLY how to bring back the American dream!



Or we can just make it simple with writing just one teeny-weeny little clause into the Republican platform!



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Few voters will read the Republican Party's Platform, and those that do probably won't understand what the Conservative "movement" in the Republican Party REALLY stands for.

The GOP platform should really be about one thing and one thing only: The preservation of the wealthy and powerful in a democracy that is disappearing as fast as the Cons can make it disappear.

It's no wonder that the Repugs proselytize the dumb and most vicious in the country, without them there would be NO GOP and NO Conservative "movement."

And without these Conservative Sheeplets the Cons wouldn't be able to get away with the deceit, lies, grand larceny, and murder that typlifies Conservative governance...or any other criminal syndicate that you can think of.

With all that, don't you think that it's WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"If Lincoln were alive today, he?d be turning over in his grave."

GOP President Gerald Ford (on Nixon and Watergate).

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Tuesday, September 29, 2015

The Conservative "Movement" ALWAYS Has It Backwards

If the United States of America is a democracy, why does the Conservative "movement" have everything backwards?

Democracies are at the service of the majority, but Conservatism isn't.

Democracies HELP the unfortunate, but Conservatism doesn't

Still don't believe us? Then let's take a short look at what the Cons do and say so we can see how everything is backwards in the Land of The Conservatives, things like what this GOP candidate for the presidency of the United States believes...



...and that same lady got it all backwards in business too...



...just like this guy.



But getting on with the backwardness of Conservative Republicans (and ALL Republicans are Conservative, of course), there are some more indicators, things like this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this too.



And speaking of stupidity, the Cons have it backwards here too - candidates for the presidency should really be SMART people, not dummies like these idiots.




We'd also prefer our candidates to be honest, not like this lady...



...or any Con who says this...



...even though sometimes the truth hurts...



...but not ALL the time...



...although normal people get shocked when they see what the truth of what the Conservative "movement" really is all about!



After summarizing the backward goals of the Conservatives who reject any forward thinking at all, we have only ONE thing to tell these backward-leaning, anti-democratic Cons...



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In a participatory democracy, EVERYTHING Conservatives do and say is backwards, and this backwardness includes elevating the rich over the 99 percent of us - which makes Conservatism anti-democratic - and a bit fascistic too.

And if Conservatism is anti-democratic, it has to be anti-American.

Finally, Conservatism's backwardness includes deceit, bribery, theft, and murder, making Conservatism the largest criminal cartel the world has ever known.

With all of this, isn't it WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study
that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

GOP Rep. Michele Bachmann.

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Monday, September 28, 2015

What Our Republican Congress Brings To The Table, Part III


While we thought we covered all the things that our Republican Congress brings to the table in Parts I and II, even more postcards and telegrams poured into our office disputing our conclusions that the Repugs are trying to create an America that would be underfed,underpaid, uninsured, uninformed, unsafe, unable to vote, overpopulated, overarmed, and overly paranoid.

But even as our widely known distaste for partisan politics has been questioned, we decided to offer MORE evidence of what the Cons are bringing to the table, starting with this little gem that explains the art of Conservative politics...



...and while we are tipping our hand in revealing the root cause of Conservative convictions, we couldn't resist posting this little tidbit too...



...along with one of the Con's instruction manuals.



But getting back to the question of what the Cons are serving us, here is a clue of what they're NOT serving to the American voter...c



...along with an explanation of HOW they can afford to serve us their special  menu day after day.

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But getting back to the Cons' plate du jour, it is prepared like this...

...as this chef knows well...



...as she prepares to serve it to us piping hot...



...or sometimes, pretty cold...



...making it pretty difficult at times to tell what they're serving us, especially when we see what they're prepared after all the endlessappetizers  - like this one...



...and this one...



...and these...



...while always making sure we watch that boiling pot...



...(but not always).




So now that we've seen everything that the Repugs bring to our table, we know that there has to be a reason why they're serving it to us...do you get it yet? Good.



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Eating at the Cons' table is not unlike sitting down to a meal with the Borgias: You may not leave the table alive.

The Conservative "movement" is after all a movement to insure that the rich rule over the 99 percent, even if the results of their policies involve deceit, lies, stealing, and killing.

Yes, the Conservative "movement" is nothing but the largest criminal cartel in human history in disguise as a "legitimate" political party, leading us to demand yet again that we...

...criminalize Conservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


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"The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even
another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media
bias."

GOP Rep. Lamar Smith.

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