Sunday, August 9, 2015

What Is The Conservative "Movement," Anyway?

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We've heard about something called the Conservative "movement," because the Cons have told us about it day in and day out...but what it, really?

Is it a secret? Nah...
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We know what it does...



...because they're good at spreading their message.



We even know the kind of people who head it...



..and we know a lot about its members, like this guy...



...and this gal...



...and this guy...



...and this guy...



...and ESPECIALLY this guy...



AND we're familiar with their methods of proselytizing newbie Conservatives with simple thoughts like this...



...and this...



...because in the Conservative world, the truth counts!



Believe it or not, we even know that they're working hard to attract new members at a pace that would have astounded...well, Hitler.



We even know some of the reasons for its success, with messages like this...



(But NOT this.)



We're pretty sure we've identified who's on their Enemies List...



...because they have a lot of powerful enemies.


But what is the "movement" really about?  Let's start by looking at what they believe, with messages like this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



(Because the Conservative message can be pretty confusing at times.)



...and these messages...



...and these...



...and of course, this one too.



But NOT these things...



...and not these either!



In the end, as we've analyzed the issues pretty extensively, we've found the answer to our question: The Conservative "movement" boils down to this:



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The memes and toons above pretty well expose the Conservative "movement" for what it is: A method of proselytizing the dumbest and meanest among us to believe that Conservatism is all about the hateful values they grew up with.

Real Conservatism is ONLY about the enhancement of the rich and powerful, but the Conservative Sheeplets will never believe that.

They really believe that Conservatism has something to do with "liberty," "individual responsibility," "states' rights," and "self reliance," not realizing that they're being brainwashed to believe that taxes are evil - unless paid by the poor and middle class.

And finally, Conservatism as a tool of the rich, never avoids lying, stealing, and killing to get their way.

Isn't it way past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"I think I was unprepared for war."

George W. Bush.

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