Monday, August 3, 2015

If You Like Their Agenda So Far, Vote GOP!


It's campaign season again and the Repugs are brimming with new ideas, twice as good as their old ideas...aren't they?



Of course, you have to be careful how you present a new idea...



...because some of the Cons' supporters are a little slow on the uptake.



But we have to admit that they really want to do is to kick out the old and bring in the new, just like this kind of candidate...



...and this new one...



...and these new candidates...



...and this one too!



And in the spirit of non-partisanship, we present the new ideas from the American Conservatives, starting with this...



...and although some might have objections, let's not forget this new idea either...



...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one...

...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one either...



...and especially these new ideas...



...and these ones too...



...because in the 21st century, we're all going to be so excited about these new Conservative ideas!



So even though the Cons fib a lot...


...we have to admit that their new ideas sound a lot like their old ones, making our question moot.

So remember this simple PROGRESSIVE idea - Never, never, NEVER vote for any member of the GOP!



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Funny you should ask about these extremists...but the only new ideas that have come out of Conservatism are the economic ones - ideas on making their rich benefactors even richer and more powerful.

All that other stuff, racism and godliness?  That's to lure the dumb suckers to the side of the rich, no matter how much they pay for it.

Conservative leaders are okay with lying, stealing, and killing - as long as it's for the benefit of the rich and powerful - AND to sooth the savage feelings beating in their followers' breasts.

Isn't it WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and
neither do we."

George W. Bush.

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