Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Do Conservatives Really Lie All That Much?


We know that the Cons lie a lot - because it would be foolish to tell voters in a democracy that the Rich Shall Rule.

But do they lie that much, or are they just misunderstood? If they were "just misunderstood" then they would probably pay a few bucks to make sure the voters understand that.



After all, a Conservative politician is too busy to answer all those silly questions...



...and all those truisms, like "guns don't kill people, people do."



But the truth of the matter is that their are big lies and little lies...


...and unspoken lies, called "lies of omission" by the Catholics.



And when you're trying to cover up your real core value - that the Rich Must Rule - then sometimes the big lies and the little lies get all mixed up, like this one...



(Because nothing ever went wrong before that Lafayette, LA theater shooting.)



...and this one about "Trickle-Down" economics...



...and this one about Freedom of Religion...



...and this one about the Iran deal...



...and this one about how great "Right to Work" laws are...



...and this (unspoken) one about friends in high places...


...and this one about never, never lie to your fellow Cons...


...and this one about "international terrorism..."



...and this one about "White Privilege..."



...and the one about the greatest Republican president in modern history...



(Actually, we meant the one about THIS greatest Republican president in modern history.)



...and this one about patriotic motivation...



...and this one about keeping our focus...



...and this one about "family values..."



...and this one about Good and Evil...



...and this one about the gravitas of GOP candidates...



...and this one about the evil of Socialism...



And finally, the REASON for all that hyperbole and  prevarication (Yes, the Cons will have to hit their dictionaries to figger out those last two words)...




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Lies are important to the Republican Party.

If you wonder how the Cons can go on and on about their ridiculous "right to life," "states' rights," and "individual freedom" nonsense it's easy...

...because the Cons are really concerned that the biggest lie of them all - that the rich should rule - is kept quiet.

And the result of the Cons' lying? More lies, wholesale theft, and murder after murder after murder, leading us to wonder: Isn't it WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Do you have blacks, too?"

"President" George W. Bush to Brazilian president Fernando Henrique
Cardoso.

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