Saturday, June 13, 2015

Welcome To The Home of The Bizarro World of The GOP!

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For anyone who hasn't followed Superman, Bizarro World is the earth - just backwards - backwards like the Conservative "movement" exemplifies.

Some call it Jurassic World...



...but we like to call it the Conservative Bizarro World - a world that even has room for "good" Repugs...

"The Bizarro World of a 'Good' Republican."

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"Normal people know that in today’s America, in order to identify as a Republican one must be suffering some sort of moral failing.

"It may be a simple case of Stockholm Syndrome…  where overworked and underpaid dupes identify with their corporate oppressors in the hope that they will one day meet them for a beer;  or they may simply be greed-centered sociopaths with no allegiance  to country or community riding said dupes to the bank… these are the freaks who populate Republican Bizarro World – where working 3 jobs is considered 'uniquely American' and indentured servitude to transnational corporations equals 'freedom.'  All the while Fox News propaganda blares 24-7, running cover for corporate America while they turn 'The Land of the Free' into 'The United States of Serfs and Lords' and convinces the useful idiots to rally against the government of We The People – the only institution strong enough to stand between them and the rapacious corporations that view them only as hosts from which to suck profit.

"The following list is from Sean Paul Kelly’s Website

1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a popular conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.

4. “Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs overseas.

5. A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.

8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.

9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.

10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

11. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is evil socialism.

13. Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush
needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.

15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

17. The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s driving record is none of our business.

18. You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.

20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

Naturally, we have a lot of evidence of the Conservative Bizarro World - starting with this...



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...and this (we mean the one on the "right," of course)...



...and even this.



Because in the Conservative Bizarro World, EVERYTHING is ass-backwards.



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The "Conservative Bizarro World" is just one way of many in describing the Cons in the GOP, where everything is the opposite of what our democracy should mean - making Conservatism anti-American as well as the largest criminal cartel the world has ever known.

The other ways would be to directly accuse them of racism, the War on Women, voter suppression and miscounting, homophobia, theft, hypocrisy, lying, and murder and all of the other countless things a group of people stand for when they don't want you to know their real raison de etre - the representation of the rich and the destruction of the middle class and the poor.

But that wouldn't be so funny - because it isn't.

Don't you think when the evidence is this overpowering that it's way past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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 "The Republicans are looking after the financial interests of the
 wealthiest individuals in this country."

Edward Kennedy.

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