Monday, June 15, 2015

The Wacky, Wonderful World of American Conservatism

Yesterday, we posted a few matters regarding "Republicanism 101: It's The Same Old Con," and today we combine the Cons' confidence game on Americans - the wacky, wonderful world of American Conservatism, starting with this wacko..

...and this one too...

...and the "Conservative movement" is all made up!
The Top 10 Conservative Myths


"Conservative Reality No. 1 This concept would be laughable, if it wasn't so tragically perverse. Far from being patriots, conservatives are too often reckless and dangerous citizens, consistently veering very close to being actual traitors, and they've actually stampeded across that line several times in American history.

"Consider the American Revolution. Conservatives were against it! Yes, they were the 'Party of No' back then, too. Remember that the definition of a conservative is one who wishes to 'conserve,' promote, preserve and/or restore traditional 'values,' hierarchies and institutions. True to form, in 1776 they wanted no part of breaking away from English tradition and their much-beloved British monarchy. They liked being the king's subjects. These conservatives were called 'Tories', the name still used for the Conservative Party in England. Another name for them back then was 'the King's Men.' The British King's Men in America... ah, so telling of their true traitorous nature. So conservatives started off on the wrong side of American history, and that's where they've been ever since..."

And the word "Conservatism" isn't really what they think it is...

"Don't trust us to define these ideologies. Look it up yourself in any dictionary or thesaurus or history book! (Well, avoid those approved by the Texas Schoolbook Commission)

(courtesy Dictionary.Com)

"CONSERVATIVE - con·serv·a·tive –adjective

"From the Latin servare - meaning "keep, preserve."

"1. disposed to preserve existing conditions, institutions, etc., or to restore traditional ones, and to limit change. 
"2. cautiously moderate or purposefully low: a conservative estimate. 
"3. traditional in style or manner; avoiding novelty or showiness: conservative suit.
–noun: a person who is conservative in principles, actions, habits, etc.

"LIBERAL - lib·er·al  –adjective

"From the Latin liberalis - meaning "suitable for a freeman."

"1. favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs. 
"2. (often initial capital letter) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.
"3. of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism. 
"4. favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, esp. as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.
"5. favoring or permitting freedom of action, esp. with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers. 
"6. of or pertaining to representational forms of government rather than aristocracies and monarchies. 
"7. free from prejudice or bigotry; tolerant: a liberal attitude toward foreigners. 
"8. open-minded or tolerant, esp. free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc. 
"9. characterized by generosity and willingness to give in large amounts: a liberal donor. 
"10. given freely or abundantly; generous: a liberal donation. 
"11. not strict or rigorous; free; not literal: a liberal interpretation of a rule. 
"12. of, pertaining to, or based on the liberal arts. 
"13. of, pertaining to, or befitting a freeman.  –noun:. a person of liberal principles or views, esp. in politics or religion..."

But back to the wacky, wonderful world of American Conservatism, starting with this...

...then this...

...and this...

...and this...

...and this...

...and this...

...and this...

...and this, of course...

Because THIS is what the Cons say about why you should vote for them...

...although THIS is our attitude about any wacky Conservative candidate for the presidency...


Neither the word "wacky" or "wonderful" really describes what Conservatism is about.

Conservatism isn't necessarily wacky when we realize that the core belief of the Cons is that the rich should rule.

And the "Conservative movement" isn't so wonderful once we realize that the Cons are all about the War on Women, killing, voter suppression, class warfare, racism, and stealing the middle class blind.

Conservatism is no different than any other criminal cartel, and that is why we must...

...criminalize Conservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


"In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be
 thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."

H. L. Mencken.


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