Monday, June 22, 2015

Preparing For The Conservative Universe


The Conservative universe is a Bizarro World of contradictions, but the Cons never apologize for anything, even things like this...



Is it because of poor potty training, or is it because of Daddy issues like this?

"The Strict Father Is at the Core of Conservative Ideology and Values."

(Image: Chelsea Green Publishing)

"By George Lakoff, Chelsea Green Publishing | Book Excerpt.

"At the heart of conservatism is strict father morality, as we have seen. But strict father morality has complexities and natural variations. What liberals don’t see is that the diversity can give conservatism as a whole considerable strength.

"Different versions of conservatisms are defined by particular domains of interest. Strict father morality applies to all the domains—individual liberty and self-interest, world power, business, and society. These domains of interest characterize libertarian, neocon, financial, and Tea Party conservatives.


"They have the same general strict father morality, but apply it to the domains that they care about most in different ways. The split is not in the moral theory, but in the domains of interest. With complementary differences, they stand together as one..."

At any rate, the Conservative Universe is a very strange place that you may have to prepare yourselves for, with weird vehicles like this...



and stocked with alien life forms like this...



...and this...



...and this...




...and this...




...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



And it's all because of guys these guys - the members of the Conservative Universe - that make sure that you're prepared to enter the Conservative Universe with guys like this....



...who help you out whenever you get lost in their Bizarre Conservative World.




********************

The Conservative World IS a Bizarro World, because they stand for everything that is held up for admiration in a democracy.

The Con steal elections,

The Cons kill innocents when they eliminate regulations and shift money into the pockets of their rich benefactors.

The Cons steal and kill to get their way, much like any criminal cartel.

Aren't those enough reasons to convince everyone that we need to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But
 I repeat myself."

Harry Truman.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

No comments:

Post a Comment