Sunday, June 28, 2015

Here's What Conservatives REALLY Care About.


A funny thing happened to America in the last week, and by the attention it got from the Cons we wondered, what does the Conservative "movement" really care about.

Can it be THESE things? If so, we have a whole lot of explaining to do about the cares of your friendly neighborhood Con...



...but we should really be concerned about their needs too...



...because the Cons really care about things like spending...


...and abstinence education...



...and voting rights...



...and free market entrepreneurship...



...and traditional marriage...



...and equality...



...and one man, one vote...



...and Christianity...



...and critical thinking...



...and respect for American institutions...



...and protecting our veterans...



...and civil rights...



...and learning about our history...



...and educating our kids...



...and of course, patriotism...



...because when you come right down to it, there's no difference between the two Parties!



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The difference between democracy and the cares emanating from the Conservative "movement" couldn't be clearer.

And the means that the Cons use to get there way isn't limited to lies and hypocrisy.

They also include stealing and killing, leading us to wonder if it isnt' WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.


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"The central conservative truth is that it is culture, not politics, that
determines the success of a society. The central liberal truth is that politics
can change a culture and save it from itself."

Daniel Patrick Moynihan.

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Saturday, June 27, 2015

Take A Look At Some Pix And Toons Inspired By Our Victories This Week!


The Supreme Court's recent decisions, coupled with advances in marijuana legalization and the moves against the Rebel flag - limited as they were - ushered in a New America, the likes of which were only dreamed about in the minds of American Liberals.

These political events were truly left wing issues that illuminated the underlying truth about "Liberalism," that liberal values like one-man-one-vote, gun ownership, police abuse and militarization, racial, sexual, and animal rights, campaign contributions, the Fairness Doctrine, progressive taxation, preemptive warfare, the environment, AND the implications of man-made climate change that underlies our concern for the environment, the rebuilding of the infrastructure, our Post Office and the public school system, - and many, many more issues that can be seen to be "Moderate."

"Liberalism" is in the middle of the political spectrum - not the left - in the United States of America's 21st Century.


You want Left Wing? Well, there's taxing the Churches and criminalizing Conservatism for starters...

But let's take a look at just a few of the thousands of toons and memes that popped up in the last 24 hours, so many that we just able to cull a few that we liked, starting with this complaint from a new unwed mommy...



(You heard about the new mommy, didn't you?)



...Yes, sometimes it's just a matter of schadenfreude...



But let's get going with some of our favorite pics of the day!














































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And finally, this summary of an AWESOME week for America!



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It's been a great week for normal Americans, but the Cons are relentless and will never stop pushing for the rights of the rich.

Rights like letting the rich go scot-free at tax time, unlike normal Americans.

Rights like stealing from the poor and the middle class to satisfy the greed of their benefactors.

And rights like stealing, lying, and killing - all to guarantee that the rich shall rule the rest of us.

Isn't it WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has
never learned how to walk forward."

Franklin D. Roosevelt.

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Friday, June 26, 2015

What Conservatism Means To Conservatives.


Conservatives write thousands of lies about Conservatism, because if the voters really understood it they'd all be behind bars...or strung up from the nearest lamp posts and trees.

Naturally, Conservatives need those lies to keep surviving, like this guy...



...and the guy on the right...



...and this guy...



...and this nice couple too.


But let's see what Conservatism means to Conservatives, starting with these people...



...then these people...



...and these people...



...and these people...




...and these people...



...and this guy...



(Because that guy knows what Conservatism means too.)



...just like this little lady...



...and this little man...


.
...and these little men...



...and these guys...



...and these little ladies...



...along with these two guys...



...and this washed-up guy...



...and all of these Fascists too.



Because when you come down to it they're really not all that bright...



...but they're twice as mean, and as they proudly raise their flag of hate here is what Conservatism REALLY means to Conservatives.



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Bizarro World is the most modest epithet that we can call these Cons as they brazenly push for any and all laws to steal from the poor and the middle class and to give that loot to the rich.

Conservatism means voter suppression, racism, a War On Women and Children and LGBTs, the elimination of all protections for the American consumer, lying, stealing, and - if necessary for the ever-increasing pockets of the rich - killing.

No amount of laws is going to change the Cons' relentless attack on democracy, except one that...

...criminalizes Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.


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"A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop!'"

William F. Buckley, Jr.

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