Thursday, May 7, 2015

Why I'm Voting The Straight GOP Ticket Next Year.


With a field of superbly qualified candidates and with so many messages for Amurica, won't you join us in voting for as many Conservatives as many times as you can?

Conservatives are diverse...



...they're super competitive...



...they're incredibly cautious...



...and their mentors come from the very best families.



Their followers are pretty smart too...



...they're supportive of all of our pressing problems...



...they know all about the secret plans to defeat democracy in America...



...AND they can explain those secret plans to those of us who are somewhat intellectually challenged.



Conservatives believe what they preach...



...and the Conservatives aren't afraid to tell us how to think!



They know all about how our Constitution is the Law of The Land...



...unlike most of the libruls.



And the GOP knows all about women's issues...



...and economics...



...AND our glorious history...



...because the Cons are brilliant legislators...



...although they miss just a FEW of the things we have to do to "take back America."



So when I hear what the Cons have to say...



...and when I think about how people view them...



...I know that this is how I'm going to vote in 2016!



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Voting Republican is easy, you just have to be half-stupid and half-selfish, with just a dash of authoritarianism thrown in.

There is a very important election coming up next year and this time the GOP is going to return us back to the old days, when lies got them in and the carnage began after they were elected.

No more truth-telling for the Cons this time, because it cost them the White House the last time.

Conservatism is synonymous with the GOP and you've probably forgotten how the SCOTUS coup de etat of 2000, gerrymandering, voter suppression, voter intimidation, and fixing the vote - all in the name of Conservatism - have put us in the fix we're in.

If you think about it, it may be time to...

...criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.


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"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in
Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you
can't get fooled again!"

George W. Bush.

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