Thursday, May 14, 2015

What Have Conservatives Done For Conservative Voters?

This is the face of an angry Conservative voter, and he is getting sick and tired of everything progressives stand for.

This man needs help, and it's in the spirit of democracy to let him know just exactly what Conservatives could do to our country if we only gave them a chance - as we ask the question...

"What The Hell Have Republicans Really Done For Conservative Voters?"


"Conservatives like to go on and on about the horrific policies of the Obama administration and how terrible Democrats are. But something that I seem to always notice is missing is what their party has done for them.

"See, as a liberal who voted for President Obama, I can tell you what he’s done for this country:

Created over 10 million jobs
Presided over record high stock levels
Found and killed Osama bin Ladin
Passed health care reform
Saved the American auto industry

"To just name a few, out of the long list of things that he’s done. These are quantifiable things that I can point to and say, 'See, this is what my party did for me.'

"Though conservatives will undoubtedly scoff at all of those. Because as we all know when it comes to conservatives, if Fox News doesn’t say it, it’s not real. But when it’s all said and done, what the hell has their party done for them..?"

So keeping in mind that there are two types of Republicans...

...and you're the second type of the two types of Conservatives like this guy...

...we begin our quest by starting with a guy who hated Obamacare, like this guy...

...who probably voted for this guy...

...and might even vote for this guy...

...because when you're down on your luck and living hand to mouth, the GOP is the answer, because they love you so much!

Conservative politicians also have great ideas to help you get ahead with great financial solutions and ideas like this...

...and great platforms like this...

...and sound business solutions like this...

...with countless numbers of like-minded people to help them to help you.

And if you're a veteran, great acts of political courage like this...

...and great role models like this guy...

...and all this because your elected leaders are so knowledgeable about everything under the sun..

And because they have such a great personal history...

...and intellects sharper than the sharpest knife!

So it just makes you so proud to be a Conservative...

...and to speak the Conservative language and dance to the Conservative tune...

12 Brutally Honest Conservative Slogans You’ll Never Hear Them Say

...if you get what we mean!


Here is how to translate what your Conservative leaders are telling you: "Individual responsibility" means: No help for you when you're sick and out of work.

"Liberal elites" are folks that read.

"Liberty" means you don't have to obey the Constitution if your leaders say you don't have to.

"Take America back!" means "Deport all non-whites and non-Christians!"

And "right to work?" That means no unions for you, sucker.

Aren't you tired of all the lies and hypocrisy?

Maybe it's time to...

...criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.


"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews."

Jerry Falwell.


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