Wednesday, May 27, 2015

How Conservatism Solves ALL Of Our Problems.


When defined by Conservatives, Conservatism takes a long time to describe - mostly because these "definitions" are bunk.

Conservatism protects the rich from the middle class and the poor by stealing their money and eliminating any safeguards that interfere with the holiest of holies - the bottom line.

And Conservatives ALWAYS have to be prepared when others try to take away their "freedoms."



But to give them a fair shake, let's see how Conservatives say their "movement" solves all of our problems, like these comprehensive solutions to everything that's wrong with the world...


...and this solution...



...and one of these solutions...



...and BOTH of these solutions...



...and both of these too...



...and this solution...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one, of course...



...and this one...


...and this one too...



...and this one...



...and even this...



...but NOT this one...



And finally, good Conservative solutions are hard to achieve - because the Conservative high bar is a really high one!



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I think you have the picture now, it isn't really "states' rights" or "liberty" or "individual responsibility," because that's not really what Conservatism is all about.

Conservatism is about stealing from the poor and middle class and giving to the rich.

It's also about eliminating any safeguards for its citizenry, if it adversely effects the bottom line of the multi-corporations.

And it's about lies and deceit and corruption and death to bring about a New American Age of Feudalism.

Don't you think that it's WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs
aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

George W. Bush.

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