Tuesday, May 19, 2015

A Dying Party With Godly Candidates: What Do They Want?


The GOP and it's Conservative base is doomed, but God keeps calling on more of them to run for higher office and we wonder...

"Dear God, Is Literally Every Member of the Republican Party Running for President?"



The list of Republicans running for the nomination — those who have officially jumped in and those who are on the verge of doing so — is getting ridiculous. They’re going to have to stack them on top of each other Hollywood Squares-style for the debates. (Lindsey) Graham doesn’t add anything much to the mix; there’s no one more bloodthirsty than a Republican running for the party’s nomination for president. While Graham has a reputation as being especially thirsty for the blood of America’s enemies, that won’t be enough to differentiate himself from the crowd.

"After all, even the “moderate” candidates can’t admit invading Iraq was a mistake..."

So God is calling on all of them to run - but who is going to vote for them?



We'll have to start registering dead Republicans to save the GOP, as we see something strange...

"The GOP Is Dying Off. Literally."

An elderly supporter of US Republican presidential hopeful John McCain displays her voting choice.

"The party’s core is dying off by the day.

"Since the average Republican is significantly older than the average Democrat, far more Republicans than Democrats have died since the 2012 elections. To make matters worse, the GOP is attracting fewer first-time voters. Unless the party is able to make inroads with new voters, or discover a fountain of youth, the GOP’s slow demographic slide will continue election to election. Actuarial tables make that part clear, but just how much of a problem for the GOP is this?

"By combining presidential election exit polls with mortality rates per age group from the U.S. Census Bureau, I calculated that, of the 61 million who voted for Mitt Romney in 2012, about 2.75 million will be dead by the 2016 election. President Barack Obama’s voters, of course, will have died too—about 2.3 million of the 66 million who voted for the president won’t make it to 2016 either. That leaves a big gap in between, a difference of roughly 453,000 in favor of the Democrats.

"Here is the methodology, using one age group as an example: According to exit polls, 5,488,091 voters aged 60 to 64 years old supported Romney in 2012. The mortality rate for that age group is 1,047.3 deaths per 100,000, which means that 57,475 of those voters died by the end of 2013. Multiply that number by four, and you get 229,900 Romney voters aged 60-to-64 who will be deceased by Election Day 2016. Doing the same calculation across the range of demographic slices pulled from exit polls and census numbers allows one to calculate the total voter deaths. It’s a rough calculation, to be sure, and there are perhaps ways to move the numbers a few thousand this way or that, but by and large, this methodology at least establishes the rough scale of the problem for the Republicans—a problem measured in the mid-hundreds of thousands of lost voters by November 2016. To the best of my knowledge, no one has calculated or published better voter death data before..."

So God is calling...



...but the Conservative base is dying...what in the world do the Cons want to do about this?

They are pretty clear what they want to do...



...and it isn't this...



...or even this...



...or this.



So let's see what the Godly Party and their dying base has in store for you, starting with this...



...and this...


...and this...



...and this...




...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and of course, this...




...and even this!




And finally, it all boils down to this...Conservatism is for psychopaths.



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Have you had enough yet, or do you want to vote for the Godly candidates that have brought us to the edge of extinction, started war after war for profit, robbed the middle class blind, waged a War On Women and a War On Children, killed millions through their attacks on health care and elimination of regulatory safeguards, and kept the poor in "their place."

Have you had enough of the deceit, lies, and hypocrisy?

Then we have a solution for you.

It's called...

...criminalizing Conservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


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"He is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the
gay pride symbol."

Jerry Falwell's warning to parents that "Tinky Winky," a character on
Teletubbies, may be gay.

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