Sunday, May 31, 2015

How Bad Can Conservatism Be, Anyway?


If you've ever been tempted to vote for a Conservative because you liked him but everyone else warned you that Conservatism is bad for you AND your country, why should that hold you back from exercising your right to vote?

Let's take a short peek into some of the ways that Conservatism has helped our country, like this study:

"A New Report Proves Republican Governed Red States Are Economic Parasites."

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"By now only comatose Americans or fools dependent on Fox News for their information, are aware that states that consistently vote Republican and against their own best interest suck more money from the federal government than Democratic states. It leads one to marvel at the relevance of George Carlin’s saying 'never underestimate the power, or danger, of stupid people in large groups.' Residents in red states across the nation are already suffering from Republican policies that are raping the economic life out of the people, and in most cases the only thing keeping the people, particularly the poor people, from starvation and ill-health is the federal government; the entity they hate with religious fervor and elect Republicans to eviscerate.


"Now, yet another report reveals that those same red state Republican voters who want the federal government cut to shreds are leeching substantially more assets from the federal government they want destroyed at the expense of blue states that are supporting them. This time the report is not from a liberal-leaning think tank, or any government agency; it is from a commercial organization with no political or economic stake in the study’s results. If this were the first report of its kind showing red state economies would wither and die, and the people would starve, without leaching federal funding from blue states, one may be inclined to dismiss it as an aberration. However, study after study has consistently  exposed anti-federal government Republican states as being incredibly dependent on the federal government they hate with religious passion and just voted for Republicans to fulfill their wishes and decimate it. Never, never ever, underestimate the power of stupid Republican voters in red states who are a Presidential veto away from seeing their evil dream reach fruition..."

That's a pretty telling indictment and maybe we should just focus on one of the Red States that stands by their guns first...

"GUESS WHICH FREEDOM-LOVIN’ RED STATE GOT THE MOST FEDERAL DOLLARS FROM OBAMA."

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"Texas seems to never have been able to get over the fact that it was once a sovereign state, and it doesn’t take too kindly to the gov-mint doing perfectly legal military exercises within its borders. (See Jade Helm.) But while some fat white guy in a gigantic cowboy hat would like you to think Texas wears rugged individualism on its sleeve, it actually wears a big old government assistance tattoo.

"Okay, so maybe Texas used to be a bastion of rugged individualism–or at least it used to pay more in federal taxes than it received in federal spending. For example, DallasNews points out that Texas used to receive '90 cent or less for every dollar its residents and businesses sent to Washington.' However, it’s now a big fat taker that gobbles up more federal dollars than Rush Limbaugh gobbles up codeine. In fact, the DallasNews article points out that, in six of the past eight years, including the entire tenure of President Barack Obama, Texans got more out of the federal Treasury than they put in.

"The federal government spent about $9,000 per Texan in 2010. The state spent $2,200 — one of the lowest outlays in the country, according to the National Association of State Budget Officers. 
"If not for federal money, there just wouldn’t be much provided at all in some public services, and it’s pretty low to begin with, said Eva De Luna Castro, a budget analyst for the Center for Public Policy Priorities in Austin, which advocates for poor and middle-income Texans. We’re at the mercy of whatever happens in D.C. (DallasNews)"

"So much for ‘don’t tread on me,’ huh? The idea that Texas has benefited the most during the Obama years, and continues to do so in the wake of massive flooding, should hopefully kill the 'do as I say, not as I do' teabagged hypocrisy once and for all. But with the 2016 insane clown posse getting bigger and wider (and dumber) by the day, there’s very little chance of that ever happening..."

...and now we'll take a look at how GOOD Conservatism can be, like this...



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...and this...



...and this...



...and of course, this:



Here is all you have to do to be a "good" Conservative:



AND just to perk your interest, it's all in the name of "limited government!"



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The Conservative "movement" is even worse than we can imagine.

Misery, theft, and death are the hallmarks of Conservatism and rather than a "movement," we need to call Conservatism what it is: A criminal cartel hell-bent on rubbing out the Constitution by replacing it with a New American Age of Feudalism.

Conservatism is criminal AND anti-American and it's way past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.


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"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews."

Jerry Falwell.

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Saturday, May 30, 2015

Can Anyone Be A "Good" Conservative?


Rightwing Christians think everyone is evil but Progressives see the good in men and women, but who is right?

Let's take a look at some of the values of your typical Con and see whether anyone can be a "good" Conservative, starting with this...



...and then let's look at this paean to the Party of Family Values...




...even though the "good" Cons are hard to spot sometimes.



A "good" Republican is a master at finance...



...including sophisticated economic theories...



...AND he knows how to create jobs...



...AND he's great at protecting the peeps in his home State.



And speaking of States, did we mention that the GOP is the Party of Family Values in every State they control...



...and did we mention that they believe in sharing those values?



"Good" Conservatives love our military too...



...and so many educated Conservative veterans are "good" Republicans too!




So what is the answer - Can anyone be a "good" Conservative? And the answer is sure - except for all of the Conservative leaders and followers.



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Here are examples of three typical Conservatives - Old ones, new ones, and one of their favorite Sheeplets.

There is no such thing as a "good" Conservative unless you live in a monarchy or any other dictatorship.

Why? It's because Conservatism is the political theft of money from the middle class and the poor that goes to the rich faster than the speed of light.

Conservatism makes up laws and regulations to accomplish their elitist aims, even if theft and death are the result of those laws and regulations.

Conservatism is nothing more than a way for gangsters to steal your money and your vote, and we have to believe that it's WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


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''The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist,
anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands,
kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.''

Pat Robertson.

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Friday, May 29, 2015

Conservatism Is Made Up of Millionaires And Suckers


Conservatism has decided that there are really several different sub-groups, like Paleoconservative, Neoconservatives, Cultural Conservatives, and so on - like this diagram...

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...and this one too...



But there are really only TWO sub-groups: The Millionaire Cons and the Suckers.



So let's see some of the Millionaire Cons and their Sucker Cons at work, first with the Suckers - like this one...



...and this one...

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...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



And here are some of the Millionaire Cons, like this guy...




...and this guy...



...and this guy...

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...and this guy too.



Somehow here seems to be a pattern here...

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...as we see how the Millionaire Cons are plotting against their own supporters...



...with all the money at their disposal...


...because they have it all figured out...

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...because the Millionaires know their suckers inside and out!



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Our theme today was based on the old saw that the GOP is made up of a few rich people and a whole lot of dumb one.

Besides preying on everyone that isn't white and rich, the Cons prey on the dumbest and most gullible in our society - with an ever-increasing effort to proselytize the racists and other mean ones too.

The Millionare Cons are tirelessly at work molding their True Believers to help them loot, kill, and cheat their fellow Americans through lies and deception.

Conservatism is criminal and anti-American, so don't you think it's WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

George W. Bush.

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Thursday, May 28, 2015

Just A Few Reasons Why Women Should Vote Republican


Some people thing that Republicans are bad for women, but that couldn't be true...


...because Conservatives stick up for family values...


...REAL family values...


And they also believe in the sanctity of life too...


...so there's really no Republican "War On Women," is there?

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Certainly, the GOP presidential candidates are on your side...


...and surely a Conservative woman knows that the GOP is great for women...


...unless they aren't...


...but they even have female candidates for President...


...AND they know the difference between child rapists and "good people"...


..so you always get what you vote for when the Bible meets Conservatism...


...don't you?


Conservatism has a partnership with women...


...even though it's not a 50-50 partnership...


...but if you don't believe that the Cons just LOVE women, these guys will set you straight.


Conservatives believe in traditional biblical marriage...


...and they have new ideas about child care too...


...and so do their moms.


So why should women vote GOP? Here is the final word on what Republicans REALLY think about women...



...and HERE is what the typical Conservative woman looks like. (Does she look like anything like you?)



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It shouldn't astound us to see that a minority of women vote GOP.  What should astound us is that ANY women would vote for a party that has waged a War On Women for so many years.

Whether it's abortion, child care, war, equal pay, or rape - you can count on the Conservatives to hurt you in every way imaginable.

The Cons have started a War On Women and a War On Children and a War On Everyone Who Isn't Rich And White And Male, and the only thing that will save YOU is if we...

...criminalize Conservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


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"It seems to be, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, it’s really rare.
If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing
down."

Congressman Todd Akin on pregnancy resulting from rape.

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