Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Crying Bullies And Thuggery, Alive, Alive-O!

The Capos and button men calling themselves "Conservatives" have been described as liars and cheats, but the way to really understand the Conservative "movement" is to look at the typical thugs and bullies that permeate the leadership, like this guy...

...and the guy who said women's bodies can "shut down" when they're raped...

...and this guy, of course...

...as well as his brother...

...as well as his brother's boss.

But the thuggery starts at the top with the Cons' sponsors...

"40 Corporate Polluters Exposed In Report - Citizens Demand Feds Investigate Koch-Scott-Bush Deal."

"The same companies that are polluting our rivers with toxic chemicals are also polluting our politics with their spending." - Jennifer Rubiello, Environment Florida Campaign Organizer
"Some call them 'polluters' - others call them sociopaths. They are the greedy corporate and political racketeers who care nothing about the safety of other human beings, animals, the environment or democracy. It's all about getting their products made, packaged, and out to consumers for profit. That's it. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil - just do, be, and live by evil. Then get rid of waste wherever you can. 

"Environment America released its 'Polluting Politics Report' shortly after the introduction of a House bill (H.R.5078) to block the EPA’s clean water rule to restore Clean Water Act meant to protect thousands of waterways in Florida - and across the country. 

"Despite Progress, Pollution Remains
· More than half of America’s rivers, lakes, and streams aren’t safe for fishing, swimming, or drinking.
· Industrial facilities still reported dumping more than 206 million pounds of toxic pollution into our waterways in a single year.
 "According to Environment Florida, the company, Buckeye Florida LP, spent millions lobbying in 2012 after dumping tons of toxic chemicals into Florida waterways. In 2013, Buckeye was acquired by Georgia Pacific, which is owned by Koch Industries which is owned by the law-buying multi-billionaires, David and Charles Koch. And there they are again..."

...and the bullying continues as the Cons' corporate sponsors pull their strings of their political puppets...

...even though the puppets are really pretty outlandish compared to normal people...

...and some of those outlandish thugs are even trying to take control of the White House.

Thuggery mixes well with stupidity...

...and if they call you on it, just ignore the questions.

Finally, Conservative thugs and bullies come in a variety of flavors...

...and that Big Tent of thugs and bullies is what makes Conservatism so successful.


Combine the bullying with lies and you get Conservatism.

Combine the lies with fear and hate and you still get Conservatism.

Combine them all with a lot of racketeering and stealing and killing and you get more of the same.

Isn't it way past time to criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


"Climate change is “ridiculous pseudo-science garbage."

Sen. David Vitter (R-LA).


Monday, March 30, 2015

The "Other" Base: Conservative Sheeplets.

We all remember when this leaked out...

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...from you know - this guy:

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But Conservatism couldn't work without its other base - the Conservative Sheeplet.

Dumber than dumb, and with a lot of meanness thrown in, the Sheeplets always vote against their own interests...

...because Conservative spokesmen always tell them how to vote.

Here is what the Conservative leadership wants...

...and here is what their followers get instead...

...because you know, socialism...

...because socialism is, you know, evil...

...and some of Conservatism's most able spokespersons have told you about it, over and over and over again.

But the sad thing about these morons is that they have the memory of a gnat...

...and think facts are pesky things too...

...and if you're a racist, hate-filled person lacking empathy, you are just what the Cons want...

...metaphorically speaking.

But bad things happen when the two Conservative bases get together - like this...

...and this.

So arise Sheeplets, you have nothing to lose except your brains...

...because Jesus would have wanted you to...

...and He wouldn't flip-flow, would he?


Conservatism isn't a social movement.

Conservatism isn't a political theory.

Conservatism is a license to kill and steal in the interests of their wealthy patrons, backed up by the legitimacy of their claim that they're a political party.
But they aren't.

Conservatism is the largest criminal cartel in the history of the planet, and if you can't see that then we've got a plan - we'll...

...criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.


"We needed to have the press be our friend ... (and) ask the questions we want
to answer so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported."

Sharron Angle.


Sunday, March 29, 2015

Your GOP: The Fiscally "Responsible" Party!

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American voters have been sold on the belief that the GOP is not only the best party to defend our nation (finally disproved by the Bush Administration) and the most fiscally responsible party (also disproved by Dubya's mishandling of the economy), but the second lie is harder to disprove, since the GOP is entirely made up of wealthy Conservatives who talk incessantly about fiscal responsibility.

(Fiscal Responsibility is a code word for "no more help for you!")

Yes, they seem fiscally responsible by their rhetoric, but the truth is that actions speak louder than words when it comes to Conservatives as we see that one of their first acts when they get into office is to steal even more money from those who need it - to pass it on to their wealthy benefactors...

"Senate Republicans Pass Sadistic Budget: End Medicare, Slash Food Stamps, Increase Military Spending."

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"Early Friday morning, Senate Republicans passed their version of the budget and it was a whopper!

"…an end to the Affordable Care Act; a Medicare system transformed, with vouchers for older adults to purchase private insurance; Medicaid and food stamps cut back drastically and turned over to the states; and a simplified tax code with a far lower top income tax rate..."
"The icing on top of this vomit flavored cake is the multibillion dollar increase to military spending. So while Republican bemoan the cost of feeding the hungry and caring for the sick, they’re gleefully throwing more money at the Pentagon to wage war. Thank you, Republicans, for so clearly spelling out what it is you stand for going into the 2016 election cycle..."

And it isn't just Conservative congressmen who are helping their rich friends to the best of their ability...

...and here is what the constituents get when they vote for someone who professes to be a great businessman and "job creator":

Sometimes the Cons miscalculate when stealing and lose out on more loot...

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...but they usually get to keep it.

The great thing about pretending to be fiscally Conservative is that your most rabid supporters agree with you and keep voting against their best interests!

For astute businessmen, Cons aren't very good with math...

...especially when they're pointing fingers at their betters...

...or ignoring mathematics when it tell us how we're in extreme danger.

Even science is beyond them when they're working on helping their rich industrial patrons out!

They may seem fiscally responsilbe, but they're really hell-bent on destroying everything the Founding Fathers stood for...

...so let's be honest about these "fiscally responsible" when we hear the American Taliban leadership lie to us...

...ESPECIALLY when they combine economics with morality.

Because this is how they show us how they are REALLY "fiscally responsible!"

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Conservatives legislate just like any sociopathic billionaire might, by taking from the poor and middle class and giving to the rich - all in the name of "fiscal responsibility."

Social responsibility is an anathema to the greedy rich that fund Conservatism, and anyone who votes against social responsibility should be punished to the max - except that it's not against the law to rob and steal when you're a Conservative politician.

Isn't it about time to criminalize Conservatism, anyway?

Joyce, Jnr.


"I hope that we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied
corporations, which dare already to challenge our government to a trial of
strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country."

Thomas Jefferson.