Tuesday, February 17, 2015

How To Be A Conservative 101

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You say you haven't paid much attention to politics, but now you want to be a Conservative and don't know how to get started?

First, you have to think like Conservative icon George W. Bush when he said, "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

The first thing to remember: With Conservatism there are no rules, the Geneva Convention be damned...that's why the GOP is proud to be the American Taliban!

"Ben Carson Calls For No Rules In War."

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"Dr. Ben Carson, a potential 2016 GOP presidential candidate, said Monday that the U.S. military needs minimal oversight in order to be successful in its campaign against the Islamic State.

"Carson said the United States needs to make sure that soldiers on the battlefield don't have to worry about facing charges for breaking the law when they return home.

"'Our military needs to know that they're not going to be prosecuted when they come back because somebody has said you did something that was politically incorrect,' he said in an interview on Fox News. 'There is no such thing as a politically correct war. We need to grow up. We need to mature...'"

Now that we have those rules out of the way we must remember that the "defense" industry must be fed by wars and more wars...

"A Republican State Senator Wants to Start a Nuclear War with ISIS."

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While everyone wonders what you stand for, just memorize a few rules about "family values..."

Make sure that at all times you remind people how unions drove up wages so high that we lost our jobs to other countries...

...and that oughta keep them libruls' mouths shut about class warfare!

Your main focus is to tell people that "job creators" shouldn't pay taxes...

Rule No. 3: Always tell the truth about what Conservatism really means to you...

...because facts are important for our young people who don't appreciate Conservatism.

Always let people know that Conservatism is the home for the moral majority...

...because honesty is the best policy, except for con artists!

Our Conservative leaders know all about honesty and transparency...

For Conservatives, welfare and food stamps rob those who are truly more deserving, so please don't call them "greedy."

...because it's socialism, and socialism is EVIL!

For your homework tonight, list all the difference between Conservatism and Liberalism...

And always remember that American jobs, lower gas prices, and safety comes first....

...no matter what the Liberal Media says.

Rule No. 4: Always remember when you run for office that Conservatism is always about balancing the budget...

...and once you win your election, never, never be an obstructionist.

And for our last lesson, to be a Conservative, you have to understand how "incentives" work...wasn't that easy!

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So now that you have learned all you need to know about how to become a Conservative, be sure you make your policies work for the good of the country!


Conservatism is the same now as it was in any period in history as the Cons take from the poor and give to the rich.

The 21st century's version of Conservatism also takes from the middle class while the world draws closer to extinction.

Conservatives have to protect the rich and greedy who finance them - including the industrialists who poison our earth and water, infect our foods, and continue the destruction of the world through via fossil fuels - because profits come before lives.

One thing that is apparent with all the acts that Conservatism is responsible for is that Conservatism is nothing more than an excuse for greed - criminal greed by way of the largest criminal cartel in history...Conservatism.

And if Conservatives are to be stopped, we MUST criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.



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