Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Are There Really Two Americas?

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Ever since time began, Conservatives have been watchful over claims of a divided country, and today's Cons are no exception.

Let's see how America is divided today, starting with the smart people - and the dumb ones...

"SHOCKING New Poll Shows Majority Of GOP Total Idiots."

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Brace yourselves for some stunning, shocking, jaw-dropping, too-amazing-to-believe-yet-totally-believable news! According to a new poll from PPP, the Republican Party is overflowing with morons. It’s true. In fact, it’s SCIENCE! Or MATH! Or some kind of liberal hoax thing!

Let’s nerdsplore how goddamned dumb Republicans are, shall we?

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If you think that’s depressing, well, OK, you’re right, it is depressing. But it gets worse:

global warming

"Didn’t Republicans used to more or less accept that basic science was real, scientifically speaking? Yes, but that’s before the entire party adopted the official 'I’m not a scientist' platform, thanks to Fox News teaching the 'controversy...'"

Then there is the smart political party - and the dumb one...



And here's the Poster Boy for the dumb ones!



There are politicians who adhere to the Constitution - and there are the other guys...



There are people named "Bush," and there are people NOT named Bush...



There are people who love America, and then there are the Other Kind...



There's the Tea Party - and then there's the Taliban...



There's healthcare - and there's wealthcare...



There are also two large differences in racists in America...



There are Trickle Down folks, and there are those who believe in democracy...



There are good citizens - and there are lawbreakers...



There are educated people...



...and there are the Conservatives...



...just like there are illiterates and people who can read.



Though sometimes it seems the functionally illiterate are taking over.



They're even taking over our government...


There are normal peeps - and there are the sociopaths among us...



There are even as many people who like dark times as there are those who think differently...



And there are apparently two kinds of communists here too...



There's the law - and the only law west of the Pecos.



And there's science - and non-science...



There are even people who talk to God - as opposed to sane people...



And finally, there are lawful people - and then there are those Conservatives again!



So please stop dividing America...before we come after you!



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In American politics there are two major parties, the criminal one and the one representing the rest of us.

The one representing the rich and the one fighting for the non-rich.

The party who believes in democratic ideals, and the American nazis, aka the American Taliban.

So in the final analysis, when one party is rich AND criminal, there's only one cure - and that is to...

...criminalize Conservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


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"What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in Texas.
Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in
the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) — this
is working very well for them."

Former First Lady Barbara Bush, on the hurricane evacuees at the Astrodome in
Houston, Sept. 5, 2005.

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