Tuesday, December 29, 2015

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Joyce, Jnr.

Monday, December 28, 2015

Even MORE Ways The GOP Will Help Us In 2016!


Helping the People is what politics should be all about, and we've spoken many times about the many ways that the GOP has helped us in the past.

It's true that some of the Conservative rats have left the sinking GOP ship, of course...


...but as all good Cons know, things change as people change...


...and you know those cagey Cons in the GOP - they keep surprising us with new ideas to help us from somewhere...


...and we think we have an idea how they'll use these ideas to improve the country and the world in 2016 just to help us when we need help - just like all good politicians do.

And with all the intellectual prowess from the GOP heirarchy AND their base...


...we just know that they'll come up with some GREAT ideas in the coming year!


So with the help of our crack investigative team, we present just a few ways that the GOP will help us all in the coming year, starting with this little gem for your kids...


...because education is so important for our democracy to survive...

...because you have to be smarter and more knowledgeable than the Other Side...


...and everyone knows how the Cons look at education...


...and what they were like when THEY went to school!

Doonesbury

And if that didn't impress you, take a look at this way that the Cons intend to help us out by going back to the Good Old Days...

...and with 2015 being greater than 2014, 2016 has got to be even BETTER...


...and by "better," we mean it's going to be a YUGE improvement under Conservative rule...


...with exciting new discoveries like these...

...but NOT these...


...although THIS one always works for every Conservative in good standing...


...as does this...


...and this...


...and this...


...and this too...


...and this...


...and this...


...and this, of course...


...and all of these things too...


...because Conservatives rule!


So even though we know how well things went for us with the ways the Conservative "movement" dealt the cards for us in 2015, the Cons have even MORE great surprises for us in 2016!


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There are really no "new ideas" from the righties - they just package up the old ones with a new slant to "con" their moronic and more hateful supporters.

The main "idea" of Conservatism is to take from the poor and middle class, and give to the rich - sort of antithetical to the idea of a participatory democracy.

And when you combine the Cons' dreams of an oligarchy with lying, deceiving, stealing, and killing - you have the Conservative "movement," leading us to know why the only sane solution to the scourge of Conservatism is to...

...criminalize Conservatism!


Sunday, December 27, 2015

Ways Your GOP Has Helped You In 2015


We were going to title this post as "10 Ways Your GOP Has Helped You in 2015" but quickly realized that there were so many other ways the GOP has helped us WITHOUT EVEN BEING ASKED that we figured you could count the ways after reading this.


And much to our surprise as political neophytes, even the candidates for our presidency had some great ideas to help out - and their credentials are impeccably statesmen-like...


...just like all of their vice-presidential candidates!


And our tax dollars go to the other Republicans that come up with these great ideas for us too...


...because they really need the money!


The gang from GOP Headquarters agrees with us that we've sorely neglected all of their accomplishments in 2015...


...so let's get down to business as the internets are chock-full of things that we can thank the Conservative "movement" for in 2015 - things like this, for example...


...and this, of course...


...along with this great service to our country...


...and these wonderful ways your GOP is thinking of you...


...along with these ways...


...and this way...


...and these ways...


...and this way to help the ladies...


...and this way to help the rest of the world...


...and these ways too...


...and this way...


...along with this simple helpful way...


...and this simple way that the Cons have helped the working poor...


...and this one just for your kids...


...and this one for everyone...


...because even Santa turned Conservative in 2015!


And after all this hard work trying to help us achieve our dreams of a perfect democracy, we think you'll agree that 2015 was one of the greatest years for Conservatives all over this great nation!


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There are no ways in which your GOP has helped you in 2015 or any other year because that's not what Conservatism under the guise of the Republican Party stands for.

They stand for one thing and one thing ONLY: To make regulations and to enact laws so that the rich can rule in comfort - which seem strange in a participatory democracy, and even stranger if you consider that these policies are nothing more than an excuse to lie, deceive, steal, and kill with impunity.

The cries that both Parties are the same come from the Conservatives, of course.

Because this implies that we should view the GOP and the Conservative "movement" as legitimate political factions when they are nothing more than gangsters from the biggest criminal cartel in history, leading us to cry out for the familiar, yet simple solution to...

...criminalize Conservatism!