Tuesday, November 25, 2014

How Many Kinds of Conservative Stupid Are There?


This post will try to see how many kinds of stupid people there are in the Conservative "movement," and it has to qualify as our 183rd installment of "Conservatives Are Stupid."

First, there are men of faith...



And then there are the people who live in the Red States...



Both types should really blame the libruls and commies for their predicament...

Photo: (M) It's sad how many people don't get this.

Or it could be a matter of another illness that makes them stupid...



But let's not forget the ones that believed Bush and Cheney...



As an aside, why DID they believe the lies, no matter how obvious they were?



Back to our list of stupid Cons, where we discover that there are the racists, because racism and stupidity are one and the same...



But you know what, when we look at the Conservative Sheeplets, there is only one kind of stupidity - INCREDIBLE stupidity...



And these incredibly stupid people are kept stupid by the hateful lies of the demagogues over at the Conservative house organ, Fox News...

"Viewers Are Drawn To Fox News Like Flies Are Drawn To Bullsh*t (And For The Same Reason)."

Fox News McDonalds

"The Baltimore Sun’s media critic, David Zurawik, wants very badly for his analysis to be taken seriously. But it doesn’t help to burnish his credibility when he makes frequent appearances on Fox News. His objectivity is thrown into question due to the fact that his livelihood in part relies on the network that he is supposed to be reporting on. And whatever shred of objectivity remains was just wiped away by his article pimping what he called 'Fox News dominance.'

"The most shallow observations of the place Fox News holds in the mediasphere are those that herald its ratings as some sort of measure of quality or influence. The truth is that Fox is not the powerhouse news operation that they pretend to be. On their best showing they pull in about three million viewers, which is a pitifully small scrap of the 100 million Americans in the television audience. What’s more, those viewers are not consumers of news so much as they are disciples of a conservative theology seeking affirmation..."

And finally, here is why they keep their viewers stupid -- it's the Conservative way of winning...



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The prominent philosopher Bertrand Russell once said that, "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." And that is no more evident than in the United States.

We can't cure stupidity yet, so the only thing that can be done is to try to reform the stupid ones.

A good start: banning Conservatism.


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"The Republican Party is made up of a few smart people, and a whole lot of
dumb ones."

Old political quotation.

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