Friday, August 15, 2014

Who Is The Stupidest Conservative Of Them All?

Liberals 110, Conservatives 95.  No, this isn't the score of a basketball game - as we discovered in our post from a few days ago, "young adults who identified themselves as 'very liberal' had an average IQ of 106 while those who identified themselves as 'very conservative' had an average IQ of 95."

But who is the stupidest Conservative of them all?  Todd Akins is no longer in office, Dan Quayle is long gone, and some Cons are more mean than stupid...

Photo: With this single sentence Steve King has deposed Louie Gohmert as the Stupidest Man in Congress.

To top it off, Miss Michelle won't be around for long...

And even Tom Delay is no longer around...

Photo: And on the third day, the lord said "'Go on Dancing With The Stars' and shake thou cracker ass to 'Wild Thing'"

It's tough picking out the stupidest Cons from a whole gaggle of stupidity...

But let's take a look at some of the prime candidates...first, there's Coulter and Limbaugh.

There's that Hasselbeck goonette...

"Elisabeth Hasselbeck Makes a Fool out of Herself Once Again on Fox & Friends with Ridiculous Attack Against President."


"After showing several clips of refugees flooding a helicopter trying to escape some of the violence, Hasselbeck said, 'Our President is more concerned about removing trans fats than ISIS.' How can anyone take these people seriously when they spew ridiculous nonsense such as this on a regular basis?  I don’t care what your feelings are about President Obama, if you honestly believe he cares more about fighting trans fats than dealing with the threat of ISIS – you’re an idiot..."

There's Mike Coffman...

"GOP Congressman Forgets That He Supports Birth Control Access At Candidate Debate."

Doctor of Stupidity

"Rep. Mike Coffman (R-Colo.) had a bit of a slip-up when he attempted to reiterate his support for birth control access during a debate with his Democratic challenger, former Colorado House Speaker Andrew Romanoff. In fact, he completely forgot the words 'birth control...'"

There's also Mrs. Hannity's little Dumbo, Sean...

"Sean Hannity Says Cops Are Nice To Him, So What's Your Problem?."

"Sean Hannity is apparently confused about why people have so many problems with the police. After all, he told his radio listeners on Wednesday, all of his run-ins with the law have been very pleasant, even when he's been carrying a weapon, so he didn't see why people were feeling negative about cops, even in the wake of the killing of Michael Brown..."

And here's one of my favorites...

"Louie Gohmert suspects ‘undocumented Democrats’ are bringing Ebola across the border."

"Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) warned this week that refugees — who he called 'undocumented Democrats' — fleeing violence in Central America could be bringing diseases like Ebola into the United States.

"'This administration doesn’t have the desire, doesn’t have the will to actually stop it,' Gohmert told radio host Tim Constantine on Wednesday. 'Because they see people coming across as undocumented Democrats. And so, they want to keep the surge of people coming in illegally, even though it includes a big spike in Other-Than-Mexicans, OTMs as we call them.'

"'It includes a spike in people from countries where terrorism abounds,' he continued. 'We have people coming in from countries where Ebola is located...'"

And finally, we present to you for your consideration...Sister Sarah.

"Welcome to Sarah Palin's Funhouse!"

"For 100 bucks, you get access to an Internet channel where she'll blather about things like the war on Christmas."


"I figured the Texas lineup of Sen. Ted Cruz, Gov. Rick Perry, and a carnival sideshow of far-right Congress critters assured my state the glory of being the hands-down winner of the 2014 blue-ribbon prize for 'Goofiest Politicos in America.'

"But now, a former winner has surged from obscurity to become the frontrunner. Yes, folks, Sarah Palin is back.

"The former Alaska governor and John McCain’s 2008 running mate on the Republican presidential ticket has been awarded a reality TV show about (what else?) herself. You can find it on SPC. You know, the Sarah Palin Channel.

"Instead of just another show, there’s a whole new channel that’s all Palin, all the time. Don’t look for it in your TV listings. It’s on the Internet and a yearly subscription costs $99.95.

"That’s the price of entry into the deep rabbit hole that is Sarah’s Wonderland, where she expertly weighs in on everything from 'the war on Christmas' to the moral imperative of our country waterboarding our enemies, saying that water torture is 'how we baptize terrorists...'"

So who is your choice for the stupidest Conservative of them all?


While it's fun to point our fingers at the stupidest of the stupid Conservatives, it wasn't always like this.  Once upon a time the idiots in Congress were confined to the Dixiecrats with the craziest constutuencies, but since the GOP let the inmates out of the asylums all over the country stupidity abounds, our country suffers for it, and they even started their own Civil War in their own party!

When you mix in stupidity with crazy and evil, you get Conservatism. When you throw greed into the mix, you get Conservatism times a hundred.

Do you still wonder why Conservatism should be criminalized?


"Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the
sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically
and without pity."

Robert A. Heinlein. (American science fiction writer. 1907 – 1988.)


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