Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Liberals Are More Intelligent Than Conservatives, Part 2


From yesterday's post we learned that "...data showed that young adults who identified themselves as 'very liberal' had an average IQ of 106 while those who identified themselves as 'very conservative' had an average IQ of 95."

For you Tea Baggers, the average IQ is 100, so 95 is below average and 106 is above average.

Continuing from yesterday, we are going to show the results of Conservatives' below-average IQ. First, from a certain segment of the dumbass community...

"Christians report Robin Williams is in hell."



"It’s with great sadness that I am about to say this: Maybe Robin Williams is in Hell. We forget that he blasphemed God, used profane language, and planted dirty jokes in the minds of people..."

That's pretty sick, and here are a few more stories that appeared today, showing the results after stupid people buy ideas from even more stupid Conservative politicians...

"Florida Sheriff Resorts to 'Reefer Madness' Tactics to Scare People About Marijuana."

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From the satirical site, Christians For Michelle Bachmann
"In the interview, he said that the new law would make the drug 'available' to children, when in reality it would only authorize medical marijuana treatment for children with serious illnesses.  He also discusses the possibility for people to be 'poisoned' with marijuana, something that has never actually been documented, aside from when the government sprayed marijuana crops with paraquat in the 1980′s..."

It's all part of another weird story from Florida, just for stupid people...

"Inside the Weird Right-Wing Plot to Derail Medical Marijuana in Florida."



"In November Florida will put its first medical marijuana initiative to a vote. If passed, the initiative will provide medical patients limited, state-legal access to marijuana medicine, rather than turning them into criminals. While 23 states have successfully passed similar medical marijuana initiatives with strictly positive results, Florida’s medical marijuana opponents continue to wave red flags that have long been debunked by logic, science and reality. What’s really motivating these stubborn prohibitionists? Here’s a hint: it’s green like pot, but doesn’t smell as good..."

Fact checking always show how Conservatives lie, but stupid people don't know nothing about no fact checking...

"Surprise! Republican Cory Gardner's Obamacare sob story doesn't hold water."



"I got a letter saying my family's plan was cancelled. 335,000 Coloradans had their plans cancelled too. Thousands of families saw their healthcare premiums rise. More cancellations are on the way. You might have one of those letters in your mailbox right now..."

But let's continue on with more of the Conservative stupidity...



And...



We conclude this post with the a quote from the stupidest president in American history (and one of the meanest), commenting on his immunity from any prosecution whatsoever...



Bush knew how to cater to the stupidest among us, stoking the flames of fear to set loose the bonfires of hate...so the next time you enter the voting booth just remember:

 

Get it? Got it. Good!

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Here is what voting for Conservatives gets you...


We joke a lot about the below-average Conservative intellect, but in truth it's no laughing matter since so many of them vote after getting brainwashed by Conservative politicians who aim to destroy us and to destroy the democracy that irritates them so much.

It's even sadder that the same morons who vote for Conservative pols get the shaft.

Criminalize Conservatism and we can educate the poor morons, whether they want us to or not.  Critical thinking, history, ethics, and...well, you get the picture.



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"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population
drop.”


Laurell K. Hamilton. (American fantasy and romance writer, The Laughing Corpse.)

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