Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Positively The Last Time We Show Stupid Conservative Signs...

...and this time we mean it!  So help us God!  The way not to collect any more of these stupid signs is to ignore them, but it's difficult when they proudly show their handiwork to the media, the public, and their God, so ignorant of their ignorance, so unmindful of the fact that Conservative Sheeplets are so, so, stupid. (http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/search/label/conservatives_are_stupid)

We've already posted almost a hundred (!) of these travesties upon the English language, as well as thought in general, and for your review you can see the first five (!) posts here -->

http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/2013/04/stupid-conservative-signs.html AND http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/2013/05/more-stupid-conservative-signs.htmlAND http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/2013/05/omidgod-even-more-stupid-conservative-signs.html AND http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/2013/05/stupid-conservative-signs-finale.html AND here --> http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/2013/05/stupid-conservative-signs.html.

But you asked for more, so hold on to your stomachs, grab some Tums, and sit back for the LAST of our series on "Stupid Conservative Signs":

Elementary school students, as it were.

Uh, uh...your'e still not quite right...stop trying, please.

Ah, the lovelight shines in her eyes...and something else pretty disturbing.

Sure, it's the tree's fault!

Silly Asse's!

They love it so much, but just cain't spell the darned thing.

Maybe he took some kind of shorthand class before his cap exploded?

Good thing he spotted her sign, he might have made a mistake!

And a wonderful lanaguage it is!

No!  Bad Socilism!

Amesty for a extremist?  You gotta be kidding.

My momma said poor-tater is as poor-tater does...btw, to that lady on the bottom left:  maybe you should move your head so Congress can see what you're saying.

Words fail us...and these guys too.

Maybe if they had checked their boarder's papers, they wouldn't have gotten into this mess.

Not even a small second mortage?

The medecine men have been complaining.

And if you can understand it, your way smarter than John Boehner.

I think that's a silent "E."

My head is starting to hurt again -- did we post this one before?

No, were not.  Were just dumb.

It looks like you're already doing it with the bottom of your sign, Ernie.

Like they're borring into our heads?

We can't even aford another "f" under Obama.

They might hat you too, junior.

After 22 years, they did'nt teach you how to spell "did'nt?"  Did'nt they?

It was funnier when it was "woking."

What, you never had fun in a taxi?

And we bid a fond adieu to our anti-taxi guy and all his little friends, enemies of the English language, but friends of all of us who like a few laughs thrown in with our politics.  The Sheeplets shouldn't be underestimated, unless you're facing them in a spelling bee, and we once again plead for forgiveness when Conservatism is completely criminalized.  Their poor language skills aren't necessarily a measure of their political acumen, just a measure of their over-all stupidity, so punishment of the Sheeplets shouldn't be required after we bring Conservatism down (http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/p/punishments.html).

"Stupidity" is less of an epithet than a genetic condition (http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/search/label/conservatives_are_stupid), and a few thousand re-education camps in each State ought to be a first step to bringing the poor Sheeplets back into a polite, English-enabled society.


"Tell the truth. Sing with passion. Work with laughter. Love with heart. 'Cause that's
all that matters in the end."

Kris Kristofferson (American country music singer, songwriter, musician, and film

actor. Born June 22, 1936)