Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Conservative Toadies Are So BORING!

Conservative Toadies are So BORING! OR Banning The Boring Right-Wing Boobs, Deleting The Conservative Dunces's Deathless Prose.

In commemoration of this, our 50th post on the thread, "Conservatives Are Stupid," we write:

Right-wing Sheeplets constantly complain that they get banned and their idiocies constantly deleted, prompting a digression from our usual format in this piece, "Conservative Toadies Are So BORING!"

"I may have to create another Page on the main site, "Why You Get Deleted Or Banned," because not a day goes by that we delete comments from Sheeplets, young and old, male and female, banning the most erratic, repetitive, stupid, affected, ill-informed, illlogical, and ill-educated, trite, foul, creepiest, and dull maroons this side of the Milky Way.

Viewing our Facebook site for the first time, many who exclaim that we are afraid of their finely-honed rhetorical skills (http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/p/war-on-america.html)or are against what they deem is honest political debate squeal like a piglet when their banal comments disappear, as oily stains on pristine sites like ours should be scrubbed. (http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/search/label/conservatives_are_stupid)

One of the attributes of the goddess "Folly" in the classic Praise of Folly, by Erasmus, is that those afflicted with Stupidity are not only too stupid to know they're stupid, they spread their stupidity louder and more often and act more stupidly than any sane person might believe humanly possible -- without any sense of shame or embarrassment. (http://cantrip.org/stupidity.html AND http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupidity vs. Foolishness http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foolishness, http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool_(disambiguation), http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fools, AND http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silliness)

Non-Conservatives have a multitude of personalities and causes, but Conservatives "causes" are those calculated by their politicians and propagandists to attract the most rabid and least bright of potential zealots among us, the True Believers of Eric Hoffer, the Authoritarian (Wiki) dullards who will fan the flames under the smoke of phony issues and causes invented by their capos and vote as they're told, not believing for an instant that their tin gods aren't really interested in abortion, personal responsibility, states' rights, immigration, or any other social issue, *unless it affects the offshore bank accounts of their wealthiest sponsors.* (from Jefferson, who they claim as their own, and who would react with unrestrained laughter if he could travel Back To The Future:
"Men by their constitutions are naturally divided into two parties: 1. Those who fear and distrust the people, and wish to draw all powers from them into the hands of the higher classes. 2. Those who identify themselves with the people, have confidence in them, cherish and consider them as the most honest and safe, although not the most wise depositary of the public interests. In every country these two parties exist, and in every one where they are free to think, speak, and write, they will declare themselves. Call them, therefore, Liberals and Serviles, Jacobins and Ultras, Whigs and Tories, Republicans and Federalists, Aristocrats and Democrats, or by whatever name you please, they are the same parties still and pursue the same object. The last one of Aristocrats and Democrats is the true one expressing the essence of all." --Thomas Jefferson to Henry Lee, 1824.
And these sycophantic stooges all sound like they're the same person! They all write at the fifth grade level -- if the fifth grader is writing on bathroom walls.
As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly
As the average Conservative bootlickers and stooges share the same language, the mood perpetually sarcastic, the subtleties of wit and humor seem beyond their abilities. The grammar and punctuation they publish before the world would shame a recent immigrant, and their logic would be totally hilarious if not for the underlying emotion of pure Hatred. (Some examples of their deficiencies in their native language are here --> http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/2013/04/stupid-conservative-signs.html)

They react to headlines and pictures without reading any text, they quote long-discredited anecdotes from their favorite propagandist without pause, even when corrected with proof, and they are BORING, BORING, BORING...the most unforgivable excuse in human interaction.
"I can excuse everything but boredom. Boring people don't have to stay that way."
Hedy Lamarr)
"If it's boring, then it's tiring."
Jackie Cooper
"It got a little boring I guess, playing the same note over and over."
Fisher Stevens
"The old sins were about getting something wrong, that was a cardinal sin. The new sin is to be boring."
David Halberstam
"What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?"
George H. W. Bush

"Boredom is a condition characterized by perception of one's environment as dull, tedious, and lacking in stimulation," says Wikipedia (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boredom), but the article covers the borer, not the boree. And we can see that, "There is an inherent anxiety in boredom; people will expend considerable effort to prevent or remedy it, yet in many circumstances, it is accepted as suffering to be endured. Common passive ways to escape boredom are to sleep or to think creative thoughts (daydream). Typical active solutions consist in an intentional activity of some sort, often something new, as familiarity and repetition lead to the tedious..."

With just a few clicks, I remove the boring Sheeplet's post or comment; and with a few clicks more I remove the creepy cornball from my site, making him look stupid, foolish, silly, or cowardly, but boring to our intelligent readers nevermore!

Even Sheeplets who are administrators of their own Facebook Pages fall into this impossible contest, and of course they lose every single time, complaining mightily that we're messing with them. And so we are.

You're welcome and have a Sheeplet-free day! :-)

Joyce, Jnr.

P.S. It is required by custom that we now cite our Page on Punishing the Conservative leaders and also remind our faithful readers of our policy of educating their intellectually-challenged copycat toadies after Conservatism is criminalized (Punishments), but we wonder: will the neorological sciences ever be able to cure Boring?


“The course of true love never did run smooth.”
― William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream