Monday, May 20, 2013

Positively the LAST "Stupid Conservative Signs."


And this time we mean it!  After today's collection of "Stupid Conservative Signs," although the number of these pitiful atttempts at political discourse on the 'net number in the hundreds, our poor brains have reached the limits of endurance and we promise this will be the LAST in the series.

And here we go:

This was almost a good pun...almost.

A glaring example of a home schooler.

Is it too late to suggest that it's "I" before "E," except after "C," etc?

We'll try, but our mammaries aren't too good.

Ignorance is bliss, and tall does not equal brilliant.

We have to admit that a good straight man is hard to find.

First we rape the villige, then we'll pillige the wimmen.

Menopasal Muslim terrorists, watch out!

We're pretty sure she didn't want a comma after "No."

Uneducated? No, this guy is bilateral!

Rediculous?  It's encridulous!

And enoungh is enoungh!

Too late, we saw it.

Take two tablespoons of guns...

If they love it so much, why in the name of God can't they spell it?

Okay, now my brain is starting to hurt...or is that their plan?

Sometimes we think we might be repeating some of these photos...

Honk!

Now I know we've done this one before.

We're !against! it too!

Your, you're, you'r -- what's the difference? 

I think I'm loosing it.

Quotation "marks" are so" much fun!

At least he has his back to the camera...whew!

Too much caffine keeps you too alert.

Feedom?  Only a buck sixty-five at 7-11.

Probably had a good jolt of caffine this morning.

"Wernot?" Is that a new word?

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.

 
You can runnig, but you can't hiddig.

But will you be a good capitaltst?

The "E" is silent.

We here you...but is that Texas or Tacks?

Too bad, and it was such a professional job.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" GWB.

We are filing this 54th post in our "Conservatives Are Stupid" Department (http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/search/label/conservatives_are_stupid).

For those of you who missed our previous peeks at the wonderful world of Stupid Conservative Signs, have a few shots, take a couple of Diazapams, and click here --> http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/2013/04/stupid-conservative-signs.html AND http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/2013/05/more-stupid-conservative-signs.html AND http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/2013/05/omidgod-even-more-stupid-conservative-signs.html AND http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com/2013/05/stupid-conservative-signs-finale.html

Our clarion call has been to reeducate our Conservative Sheeplets after Conservatism is criminalized, but we now wonder if anything would help to improve their spelling.  But science is always coming up with attempts to improve our thinking, so perhaps in the next hundred years or so we'll have a new, educated Sheeplet who is not embarrassed to see his brain displayed on the tube for all to see.
With that, we are closing out the series, "Stupid Conservative Signs," since we couldn't possibly find any more... or could we?  Nahhhh.


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"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man."

Lana Turner (American actress popular during the 1940s and 1950s. 1921 – 1995)


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