Saturday, May 18, 2013

Omigod, Even MORE Stupid Conservative Signs!

This is the third, and probably not final, installment of "Stupid Conservative Signs," an offshoot of our many posts describing how "Conservatives Are Stupid." This post is as usual a mishmash of homemade signs for the Sheeplets demonstrations - demonstrations on whatever their leaders tell them is important to demonstrate about - riddled with misspellings, grammatical errors that would put a fifth-grader to shame, and a few with garbled syntax that make absolutely no sense at all.

So with Aspirin bottle in hand, and a tip of the hat to the brilliant Facebook Page, "Morons With Signs,"onward to "More Stupid Conservative Signs," aka "Signs of Conservative Stupidity":

Another Sheeplet look at our friends, "your" and "you're."

This is not the first time we've seen "whealth" on these signs.

Like those unicyileists, only bigger.

For our next trick: How To Spell Misssisssipppi...

It's clearer in the original Yiddish

That's right, "Propagandia," you know -- the country right next to Icelandia

Just take two aspirin and call me in the morning

Bet his pants are on fier too!

Better make that, make that four Aspirins.

Sexist.  What about Chelsea's popa?

And brorerd, real brorerd...

But he gives great interview.

So much work, so little understanding of the difference between plural and possessive...

I said intoleable and I meant intoleable!

I ran out of room, but you know what I mean.

She just *loves* her Zeeeeees!

Are or Our or Hour...what's the difference anyway?

Can you let me borrow them when you're throughe?

Well, to be honest he had a 50-50 shot at getting this one right.

Bobbie Sue, how many r's are there in "term?"

"Soliders?" It looked okay right side up...

Good looking guy like this oughta know better.

Four aspirins didn't do the trick...pass the bottle.

Sometimes it's that last #@% word that does them in.

Was that Jack Lord, or the other one?

You pronounce it "Teeperty."

I'm on mine's about youse?

Enough, allready!

Not his fault, wa-a-y too many syllables!

Maybe if someone just reahed out to her...
The spelling is correct, the grammar passable, but an "F" for History

"Not-sy?" Oh, a play on words! Cute! Not-sy...

Future?  I won't even give away her mom's name!

There's more, but our hair is on fire, our eyes crossed, and we don't even know if it's really "I before E" anymore.  If there's any way to teach these vulgarian Sheeplets the rudiments of their own language, their wealthy benefactors who care so much for their welfare should do something about it since they're responsible for the horrors of attacking the language of their own people (Sheeplets: note the uses of "there," "their," and "they're," all in one sentence - it can be done!).

When Conservatism is finally criminalized, the assets of the richest and greediest among us can be well-used to send the Sheeplets back to school to learn their own language.


"Reading isn't good for a ballplayer. Not good for his eyes. If my eyes went bad
even a little bit I couldn't hit home runs. So I gave up reading."

Babe Ruth


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