Friday, September 4, 2015

How DO Conservatives Plan To Make America Great Again?

Liberals often claim that Conservatives are dragging democracy down in favor of their rich benefactors, but how true is this?

Aren't the Cons planning to make America great again?

To quote an ex-candidate for Vice President, you betcha - starting with this plan to make religious freedom mandatory for all...



...and then this plan to create jobs for all Americans...



...and this one to KEEP Americans working...



...and this one for buying and selling...er, *promoting* our right to vote...



...because Conservatives believe in voting rights for everyone...



...and this plan to call out Christian persecution...



...and this one - to make *everyone* a millionaire...



...and this one to make America a Christian nation again...



...and this plan to protect the sanctity of marriage...



...and this plan to promote racial equality...



...and this one to transfer wealth to those that need it...



...and this one to promote prison reform...



...and this plan to provide education for all...



...and this plan to protect the rights of Conservative ideas...



...and this one to stop Americans from giving their taxes away...



...and this plan for protecting the rights of our fellow citizens in the lgbt community...



..and this plan to prevent outrageous minimum wage laws...



...and this plan to thwart those taking advantage of birthright citizenship...



...and finally, this one to promote the memory of our greatest president ever!



All of these plans to make America great again, so make sure you get out and vote!



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When you say that both parties are the same, you may have overlooked all of these plans that the GOP has for you.

Conservatism is nothing more than the old "divine right of kings," but the divine right that they're seeking is the divine right of the rich and powerful.

Someone has forgotten to remind them that we live in a democracy, not a dictatorship - but it wouldn't matter to them anyway.

Whether they have to lie, steal, or kill the Cons have infested our polity and driven our democracy back to the old feudal era where might made right and the rich ruled.

Yes, the Conservative "movement" is anti-democratic (and therefore un-American) but the Cons' relentless drive to destroy our country will never be stopped until all life on earth has disappeared through the ravages of man-made climate change.

Don't you think that it's WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles."

Ronald Reagan.

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Thursday, September 3, 2015

Why Voting Republican Can Sometimes Be The Best Thing For America


Far too many radical Democrats say that we should NEVER vote for anyone from the GOP, anyone who isn't a Conservative.

But is this really true?

As impartial commentators who can be as objective as anyone can, we've combed the internets and found that voting for Republican candidates can sometimes be the BEST thing for America.

After all, who else but the Cons are against Big Government...



..and who else gets excited over alternative forms of energy like they do...



...or really excited in any way we can keep the terrorists out...



...or experiencing the thrill of implementing the magic of their business acumen...



...or fighting terrorism...



...or protecting the morale of our troops...



...or listening to the problems of their faithful adherents...



...or helping the unfortunate in times of need...



...or telling us all about traditional marriage...



...or protesting injustices...



...or producing more jobs for Americans...



...or racial equality...



...or marriage equality...



...or finding the most qualified candidates for political office...




...or conserving our environment...



...or combating man-made climate change...



...or making sure that Americans speak American...

...or even the thrill of dreaming the dreams that push America forward?



And that's why voting Republican can sometimes be the best thing for America!



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Lies, theft, and murder are the Republican Way - and they are part and parcel of the Conservative "movement," no matter how many lives are lost.

Man-made climate change is the culmination of the basis of Conservatism: Representing the interests of the richest and greediest among us.

And the Cons are doing everything they can to halt any attempts to save their patrons' money - even if it leads to the destruction of life on the Earth.

Conservatism is anti-democratic, anti-American, and it represents the achievements of the largest criminal cartel in history.

Before it's too late, don't you think we'd better...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen.
Because God said, 'My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to
come back to the land of Israel.'"

Rev. John Hage.

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Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Revealed: The Most Successful Policies of The Republican Party!

Unfortunately, progressives are all too eager to bash the Republican Party - ignoring the most successful policies of those hard-working Cons.

You don't believe us? Well, let's take a look at some of the most successful policies they're come up with in recent years, policies that separate the Repugs and the Democrats like this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this new one...



...and this one from quite awhile ago...



...and this one from a few years ago...



...and this one from the recent past...




...and this ongoing one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...


...and this one...


..and this one...


...and of course, this one...



...along with this one...



...and even this other successful policy of "traditional marriage" too...



...all of which is concentrated in the words of just one short-fingered vulgarian...



...because the problem is...



...and it's so easy for them, because...



Now that you understand what "successful" Republican policies are all about, aren't all of those policies simply WONDERFUL!

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It's been said by many that the Republican Party has handed the keys to their asylum over to the inmates, but this is only partially true.

Conservatism is all about representing the interests of the rich and the mega-corporations, and all the inmates did was to believe all the tripe about social issues that the Cons dished out to them.

Conservatism is, always was, and always will be about the ascent of the aristocracy over the rest of us.

And if they have to lie, steal, and kill to get their way? So be it.

With all of that staring us in the face day after day, isn't it a better policy to just...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier
access to the mainstream of society."

Rush Limbaugh.

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