Thursday, May 28, 2015

Just A Few Reasons Why Women Should Vote Republican


Some people thing that Republicans are bad for women, but that couldn't be true...


...because Conservatives stick up for family values...


...REAL family values...


And they also believe in the sanctity of life too...


...so there's really no Republican "War On Women," is there?

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Certainly, the GOP presidential candidates are on your side...


...and surely a Conservative woman knows that the GOP is great for women...


...unless they aren't...


...but they even have female candidates for President...


...AND they know the difference between child rapists and "good people"...


..so you always get what you vote for when the Bible meets Conservatism...


...don't you?


Conservatism has a partnership with women...


...even though it's not a 50-50 partnership...


...but if you don't believe that the Cons just LOVE women, these guys will set you straight.


Conservatives believe in traditional biblical marriage...


...and they have new ideas about child care too...


...and so do their moms.


So why should women vote GOP? Here is the final word on what Republicans REALLY think about women...



...and HERE is what the typical Conservative woman looks like. (Does she look like anything like you?)



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It shouldn't astound us to see that a minority of women vote GOP.  What should astound us is that ANY women would vote for a party that has waged a War On Women for so many years.

Whether it's abortion, child care, war, equal pay, or rape - you can count on the Conservatives to hurt you in every way imaginable.

The Cons have started a War On Women and a War On Children and a War On Everyone Who Isn't Rich And White And Male, and the only thing that will save YOU is if we...

...criminalize Conservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


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"It seems to be, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, it’s really rare.
If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing
down."

Congressman Todd Akin on pregnancy resulting from rape.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

How Conservatism Solves ALL Of Our Problems.


When defined by Conservatives, Conservatism takes a long time to describe - mostly because these "definitions" are bunk.

Conservatism protects the rich from the middle class and the poor by stealing their money and eliminating any safeguards that interfere with the holiest of holies - the bottom line.

And Conservatives ALWAYS have to be prepared when others try to take away their "freedoms."



But to give them a fair shake, let's see how Conservatives say their "movement" solves all of our problems, like these comprehensive solutions to everything that's wrong with the world...


...and this solution...



...and one of these solutions...



...and BOTH of these solutions...



...and both of these too...



...and this solution...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one, of course...



...and this one...


...and this one too...



...and this one...



...and even this...



...but NOT this one...



And finally, good Conservative solutions are hard to achieve - because the Conservative high bar is a really high one!



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I think you have the picture now, it isn't really "states' rights" or "liberty" or "individual responsibility," because that's not really what Conservatism is all about.

Conservatism is about stealing from the poor and middle class and giving to the rich.

It's also about eliminating any safeguards for its citizenry, if it adversely effects the bottom line of the multi-corporations.

And it's about lies and deceit and corruption and death to bring about a New American Age of Feudalism.

Don't you think that it's WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs
aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

George W. Bush.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Why It's Becoming Impossible To Take Republicans Seriously

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Conservative Tea Baggers have taken over the GOP and their stupidity and insanity are finally becoming clear to the American Voter.

And it's easy to see why - it's all about when "follow the money" meets insanity...



...even though the Country Club Republicans and the Wall Street Republicans have a few disagreements with the Baggers...



...especially because the Baggers don't have enough "business know-how..."



...but the truth of the matter is that no matter if it's the Tea Baggers or "moderate" Republicans, they're both impossible to take seriously.

When bad weather hits Blue States, the Cons are quick to trumpet God's vengeance over gay marriage or some other odd thing that the Cons are against.

But when bad weather hits the Red States, what can they say?



Well, they have to say SOMETHING...



Yes, it's getting harder and harder for anyone to take the Cons seriously because of their insanity - but only when we look at what they do or what they say - like this, for example...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...along with this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and even this...



And what happens when the voters don't take the Cons seriously? This:




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This meme pretty much encapsulates why no one in a participatory democracy should take Conservatism seriously.

Conservatism is easy to explain: The take away from the needy because the multi-corporations and billionaires don't want to pay taxes, while waging perpetual warfare to make the defense industry richer day after day after day.

Lies and hypocrisy fuel this Conservative engine, and it's way past time to take care of this problem by...

...criminalizing Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.


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"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in
Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you
can't get fooled again."

George W. Bush.


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