Sunday, July 5, 2015

The Republican Rule Book


If there really was such a thing as a "Republican Rule Book," then everyone would understand what the Conservative "movement" is all about...but the Republican Rule Book is a secret tome not meant for everyone to read.

And rules are important if you want to know what the GOP is promoting for everyone, like these rules...



...and these rules too.



The first rule is to study the opposition...



...then you find an enemy...



...or two.

Confederate Flag Design

And if there aren't enough enemy combatants to go around, you find a larger group to terrorize...



...because your base will always support you, no matter what happens to them!



But good Conservatives always follow their rule books to a tee, like this player...



...but even if Cons can't always remember their party's accomplishments...



...there is always enough blame to go around, like this...



...like this...



...and this...



...and this...


...because nothing beats standing up for your heritage.



So if you follow all the Republican Rules, your base will support you 100 percent...




...and finally, if you're a Con and you ALWAYS follow the rules, here is what you get!





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Unfortunately, 48 percent still isn't enough to make democracy safe from the ravages of Conservatism and 39 percent doesn't include the Tea Bagger "party."

Conservatism will always be around if voters believe that the GOP is a legitimate political party.

Legitimate political parties shouldn't lie to the voters.

Legitimate political parties shouldn't steal from the middle class and the poor.

Legitimate political parties shouldn't kill the citizenry to line the pockets of the rich.

The GOP/Conservative party is NOT legitimate, and before they destroy us all we need to...

...criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.



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"The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them."

Rush Limbaugh.

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Saturday, July 4, 2015

Extremism In The Defense of History Is No Vice, Part 2.


We continue with "Extremism In The Defense of History Is No Vice, Part 2" as the memes and toons yesterday were incomplete.

Today is the Fourth of July, and we should note that even the extremists in America celebrate this day - but always for the wrong reasons and usually involving their favorite emotions: Hate and fear.



So without further ado, here are some more examples of the extremism called "Conservatism," starting with this short explanation of who the extreme Repugs really are...



...and continuing with examples like this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



..and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and of course, THIS.



And finally, what happens when Low Information Voters join up with extremists to vote for extremists?



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We kid the Conservatives, of course.  Because the Conservative "movement" isn't all about extremism - it's all about crime too.

If a new political party based its existence on the rule by the rich, few people would have anything to do with it except the greediest, wealthiest, craziest, and dumbest among us.

AND if this new party explained to us that their goals would be accomplished by wholesale theft and killing, even fewer would want to join up.

But Conservatism is really an anti-American criminal cartel, and if we should criminalize all crime cartels then we should also...

...criminalize Conservatism too.

Joyce, Jnr.


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"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a
nation that suffers from incredible disease."

"President" George W. Bush.

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Friday, July 3, 2015

Extremism In The Defense of History Is No Vice?


Barry Goldwater's acceptance speech in 1964 included the now-famous quote, "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue," and it was repeated nonstop by the Dems throughout the rest of the campaign - leading to one of the worst presidential losses in history...because Americans knew back then how easy it was for extremist elements to take over a country.



We agree that the line between moderation and extremism is pretty thin for the Low Information Voter...



...but wasn't Goldwater's loss a warning to the Cons, and did they heed his other warning?



(Because Biblical values and democracy really aren't a very good fit.)



But our answer would have to be not hardly, as we see here...



...and here...



...and here...



...and here...



...and here...



...and here...



...and here...



...and (with tongue firmly implanted in cheek) here...



...and here...



...and here...



...and of course, here.



And their extremism from Ronnie down to Dubya led to this...



...and this...



...leading us to our final questions for you. Why is it that the Cons are so extreme, and...



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Political scientists dissected the results of the 1964 Election and decided Goldwater's loss was an example of their long-held theory that Americans would reject extremists when voting.

This didn't faze the Cons of course, and since the Reagan rule we've witnessed the relentless capture of the American polity by extremists - all members of the Conservative crime cartel that operates under the banner of the "Conservative movement."

Crime cartels are usually busted for their crimes, but few Cons have faced prison time for their crimes of killing Americans of even theft - the kind that occurs when Republicans suppress or miscount the vote.

The combination of extremism and criminality raises another important question:

Isn't is time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal."

Richard M. Nixon.

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