Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Revealed: The Most Successful Policies of The Republican Party!

Unfortunately, progressives are all too eager to bash the Republican Party - ignoring the most successful policies of those hard-working Cons.

You don't believe us? Well, let's take a look at some of the most successful policies they're come up with in recent years, policies that separate the Repugs and the Democrats like this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this new one...



...and this one from quite awhile ago...



...and this one from a few years ago...



...and this one from the recent past...




...and this ongoing one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...


...and this one...


..and this one...


...and of course, this one...



...along with this one...



...and even this other successful policy of "traditional marriage" too...



...all of which is concentrated in the words of just one short-fingered vulgarian...



...because the problem is...



...and it's so easy for them, because...



Now that you understand what "successful" Republican policies are all about, aren't all of those policies simply WONDERFUL!

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It's been said by many that the Republican Party has handed the keys to their asylum over to the inmates, but this is only partially true.

Conservatism is all about representing the interests of the rich and the mega-corporations, and all the inmates did was to believe all the tripe about social issues that the Cons dished out to them.

Conservatism is, always was, and always will be about the ascent of the aristocracy over the rest of us.

And if they have to lie, steal, and kill to get their way? So be it.

With all of that staring us in the face day after day, isn't it a better policy to just...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier
access to the mainstream of society."

Rush Limbaugh.

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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Are You REALLY Crazy If You Vote Republican?


Sure, it's easy to accuse the Republicans of being crazy (or stupid or mean or greedy), but is it really true?

Are the Cons really that crazy?  Let's find out by looking at a few memes and 'toons we found over the last 24 hours, like this one...



Nope, that just means they're stupid - maybe this one...



...or this one...



...or this one...


...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one...

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...or this one...



...or this one...

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...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one. (Nah, we're just pulling your chain with this one.)



...but these certainly count as reasons why you're crazy if you vote Republican.



And finally, this shows why you REALLY have to be crazy to vote Republican!



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This pretty well sums up the reason you have to be crazy to vote for any Repug.

The Conservative way is the rich man's way, nothing more and nothing less.

And if you believe them on their so-called "social issues," you must REALLY be nuts.

It's really a matter of voting for those who want the rich to rule in a participatory democracy, and we have a much, much better way to fix the country - in fact, it's trhe ONLY way - by...

...criminalizing Conservatism.

So for a hundred more ways to combat Conservative craziness, check us out at https://www.facebook.com/CriminalizeConservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system."

Rush Limbaugh.

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Monday, August 31, 2015

What DO Republicans Believe In?




There seem to be a huge variety of Conservatives, and so many of them speak in a secret code, but what do they all really believe in?



We know they support a "minimum wage..."



...and we know that Democrats legislate, while Republicans investigate...



...and we know that they aren't happy unless they're attacking someone...



...but what do they really believe in?  Is it guns and ammo...


...or is it oil...



...or is it supply-side economics...



...or is it deporting all those immigrants...



...or is it pre-emptive warfare...



...or maybe it's mental health issues.



No, that couldn't be it. Maybe it's "legitimate rape..."



...or privatization...



...or women's issues...



...or their vaunted financial expertise...



...or something called "religious freedom..."



...or "merit pay" for teachers...




...or racial equality...



...or helping the American worker...



...or full employment and a good economy...



...or climate change...



...or even tan suits?



Because ALL of these issues get the Conservative base really excited...



But whatever the Cons believe in, we better put a stop to it...NOW - before it's too late!


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We were just kidding about all of these issues, of course.  And we were even kidding about the seeming complexity of Conservative "issues."

Because there's really only ONE issue that's important to the Conservative leadership, and that's the preservation of the upper class that feeds them.

The upper class that lies, steals, and kills to push America towards the Conservative dream of a new American feudal economy.

Conservatism is clearly anti-democratic, and therefore un-American too.

With all this staring us in the face, isn't it way past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?


Joyce, Jnr.


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"Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future."

Jimmy Carter.

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