Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Do Conservatives Really Lie All That Much?


We know that the Cons lie a lot - because it would be foolish to tell voters in a democracy that the Rich Shall Rule.

But do they lie that much, or are they just misunderstood? If they were "just misunderstood" then they would probably pay a few bucks to make sure the voters understand that.



After all, a Conservative politician is too busy to answer all those silly questions...



...and all those truisms, like "guns don't kill people, people do."



But the truth of the matter is that their are big lies and little lies...


...and unspoken lies, called "lies of omission" by the Catholics.



And when you're trying to cover up your real core value - that the Rich Must Rule - then sometimes the big lies and the little lies get all mixed up, like this one...



(Because nothing ever went wrong before that Lafayette, LA theater shooting.)



...and this one about "Trickle-Down" economics...



...and this one about Freedom of Religion...



...and this one about the Iran deal...



...and this one about how great "Right to Work" laws are...



...and this (unspoken) one about friends in high places...


...and this one about never, never lie to your fellow Cons...


...and this one about "international terrorism..."



...and this one about "White Privilege..."



...and the one about the greatest Republican president in modern history...



(Actually, we meant the one about THIS greatest Republican president in modern history.)



...and this one about patriotic motivation...



...and this one about keeping our focus...



...and this one about "family values..."



...and this one about Good and Evil...



...and this one about the gravitas of GOP candidates...



...and this one about the evil of Socialism...



And finally, the REASON for all that hyperbole and  prevarication (Yes, the Cons will have to hit their dictionaries to figger out those last two words)...




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Lies are important to the Republican Party.

If you wonder how the Cons can go on and on about their ridiculous "right to life," "states' rights," and "individual freedom" nonsense it's easy...

...because the Cons are really concerned that the biggest lie of them all - that the rich should rule - is kept quiet.

And the result of the Cons' lying? More lies, wholesale theft, and murder after murder after murder, leading us to wonder: Isn't it WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Do you have blacks, too?"

"President" George W. Bush to Brazilian president Fernando Henrique
Cardoso.

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Monday, July 27, 2015

What Has The Republican Party Done For You Lately?


It's impossible to separate Conservatism from the GOP, and that's because Conservatism is really all about serving the rich.

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Conservatism has two goals: 1. To eliminate all taxes for the rich by switching the burden on the middle class and the poor and thus eliminating all safety nets and regulatory protections, and 2. Lying, stealing, and killing to accomplish Goal #1.



And who are these guys again?



But don't take our word for it, let's see what the Conservative "movement" is all about, first with a little history lesson...



...then with a short description of the Cons' masters as "America's REAL parasites"...



...and forward towards the logical conclusion of mating the rightwing Cons with the obscenely rich.



Now that we know who the Cons and their masters are, let's see what other identifying marks we can come up with to tell us what the GOP has done for us lately, like this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one too...



...and of course, all of these too.



And finally, when we put all these clues together we come up with the GOP!



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We may be accused of "cherry picking" these 'toons and memes, but the tree is REALLY full of fruit rotting on the tree when we talk about the Conservatives and their Contract on America.

The Conservative "movement" is all about creating a voting bloc made up of the kind of voters that would swallow the Rule By The Rich - you know, the stupid and mean ones.

When a self-proclaimed "political party" in a democracy proselytizes their most ignorant and authoritarian-minded voters - while it lies, steals, and kills to enable the rich to rule the rest of us - then it's WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."

Rush Limbaugh.

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Sunday, July 26, 2015

The Devolution of The GOP


The Cons are fond of denying that evolution exists because their neolithic ecumenicals demand it...

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..but the GOP is in the process of devolution, as we see by this pretty little summary of what they say - but what they actually believe.



You can see their devolution by all sorts of things, like this...



...and this...



...and this...



..and this...



...and this...



...and this...


...and this...


...and this...




...and this...



...and this...



...and this...



...and of course, this:
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But not THIS...



...or this either!



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The devolution of the GOP - and their Conservative "movement" isn't proceeding nearly as fast as we want it to proceed.

From the clarion call of "The Rich Shall Rule" to the bigotry, anti-lgbt hatred, union busting, vote fixing and voter suppression, and the elimination of ALL safeguards for its citizens, Conservatism is the most anti-American, criminally-ridden group of sociopaths the world has known.

We all know that they won't stop their continual tactics of lying, stealing, and killing to accomplish their main objective of elevating the rich over the rest of us, so the ONLY way to stop them AND to stop them permanently, is to...

...criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.



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"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

George W. Bush.

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